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J’interopère donc je suis.

[Every Movie Plug @everymovieplug]

This insane action sequence was created by one guy in his bedroom 🔥

[Physics In History @PhysInHistory]

Beautiful animation for Fibonacci sequence ✍️

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

Maldini was more than just a defender 😮‍💨

#UCL

[Olympique de Marseille @OM_Officiel]

𝐆𝐞́𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞 🇦🇷

Des arrêts de grande classe, une influence déterminante… Pilier de la défense marseillaise, notre portier a livré une première moitié de saison exceptionnelle ! 🧤

🔙 Focus sur les performances remarquables de Geronimo Rulli 🔥

[Jeff Dye @JeffDye]

😂. Who made this. This is great.

[Creapills 💊 @creapills]

Le sourire sur son visage ! Cette adorable caméra cachée de Noël signée Lamborghini prouve que la passion n’a pas d’âge.

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[CANAL+ Foot @CanalplusFoot]

AUBAMEYANG RALLUME LE VÉLODROME DÈS LE RETOUR DES VESTIAIRES 🔥🔥

Avec la passe décisive de Bakola en prime 🎁

#OMNUFC | #UCL

[Ligue 1 English @Ligue1_ENG]

Marseille’s gem. Robinio Vaz. 💎

[Ombre @DanniSr8]

🌿Réinventer votre vie parce qu’il le faut ;
c’est votre vie et son histoire et le présent
n’appartiennent qu’à vous.

Charles Bukowski / Pas de meneurs, s’il vous plaît

[Ligue 1 English @Ligue1_ENG]

Henry, Anelka, Trezeguet, what a legendary trio! 🇫🇷

[Actu Foot @ActuFoot_]

😱😱😱😱 𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗦 𝗟𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗥𝗘 𝗗𝗘𝗦 𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗗𝗦 : BERKE ÖZER 🇹🇷 STOPPE 3 PÉNOS DE SUITE DANS LE TEMPS RÉGLEMENTAIRE !!!!!!!! 🧤🧤🧤

Victoire de Lille à Rome. ❤️🤍

🎥 @CanalplusFoot

[Interesting STEM @InterestingSTEM]

How to explain the math in a simple way

[Actu Foot @ActuFoot_]

YAMAL. YAMAL. YAMAL. 🥵🥵🥵🥵

1 MINUTE DE JEU. C’EST UN FOU 😭😭😭😭

Même sur la PlayStation c’est compliqué de caler ça. 🎮😭

🎥@canalplus

[Olympique de Marseille @OM_Officiel]

𝑺𝒂𝒏𝒔 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒙𝒆𝒔 🤷‍♂️💯

Le superbe travail de Mason Greenwood et la finition de Timothy Weah pour ouvrir le score au Santiago Bernabéu 🙌 #RMAOM

[Physics In History @PhysInHistory]

✍️

[Actu Foot @ActuFoot_]

"𝗜𝗖𝗜 𝗖’𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗦𝗘𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗘, 𝗧𝗨 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗡𝗔𝗜𝗦" 💙🤍

La magnifique bande annonce de Canal+ pour le retour de l’OM en Ligue des Champions cette saison. 🌟🔙🤩

🎥 @CanalplusFoot

[Love Music @khnh80044]

Freddie is looking down and giving y'all a standing ovation. That's spectacular!😍💗
The most INSANE Bohemian Rhapsody Flashmob you will ever see!!
With 30 musicians and singers in the STREET of Paris 😍
Cre : Julien Cohen Pianist

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Static images on a wall that appear animated as train moves

[Ross Pomerantz @TheRealCorpBro]

Product review of my 4 month old son