jac ☭

I used to be a plastic bottle 🔮 she / her 💫

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Never forget that when UN wanted to make food a human right the only 2 countries that rejected that notion were Israel and USA.

[jac ☭ @yacljn]

A lady at work was like “don’t get offended BUT you look just like someone …” and I braced myself just for her to say Little Bo Peep

[jac ☭ @yacljn]

Treating my kids the way I want to be treated by never ever giving birth to them

[jac ☭ @yacljn]

my favorite part of court today was when everyone in there was forced by law to watch body cam footage of me crying and swearing 10/10 would do again

[jac ☭ @yacljn]

sorry greta I bought a convertible in January and now I’m pro climate change

[every lot chicago @everylotchicago]

3229 North Clark Street

[dizzy @rundizzy]

almost had an original thought today

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

Sure she’s hot but does she dilly dally? Does she loaf about or fritter away? Is she a meandering type

[cyberslag6000 @666dominatrixxx]

Bf wouldn’t go to the art institute with me so I asked my coworker and he said no bc I have a bf. I can’t have SHIT smh

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

a federal judge ordered me to grow a ponytail so its easier to yank me out of puddles

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Pussy from a girl who harbors an indescribable malice

[Big Nasty ☭ @keepaustinnasty]

Showering at night is proletarian.
Morning showers are bourgeoisie.

[jac ☭ @yacljn]

Charles should die within the next couple days just to keep the momentum going

[nesrin danan @blackprints]

money should be free for girls

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

If we had a functioning democracy, our politicians would impose a new super-tax on private jet users, but instead, the entire cost of a private jet can be used as a tax deduction, while teachers can only deduct $250 for school supplies on their taxes.

[Albert Jaragua Corado 🔻 @digitalurn]

That cop in Uvalde having his lock screen be the punisher logo and him being scared to take on an active shooter is truly the perfect encapsulation of how cops see themselves vs who they really are.

[jac ☭ @yacljn]

My dad is asking me where the dragon fossils are

[jac ☭ @yacljn]

@666dominatrixxx Was the 4H funding worth it ??