If you're anti-vax and your child gets measles, don't go to the hospital. You don't believe in medical science.
Stay home and inject ivermectin into their eyeball or shove raw milk up their ass or whatever the fuck it is you idiots do.
If you’re drunk and need to get home, CALL A FUCKING UBER. Two kids are growing up without a dad, parents have lost two sons, & a sister now has to grieve the loss of her two brothers on her wedding day all because somebody decided to get behind the wheel drunk in 2024. Senseless
My best friend just got engaged, my childhood bff is having a baby LITERALLY any day now, a couple of my good friends that I didn’t know 6 years ago are getting married in a week- life is extremely cool right now, 30 is awesome
Some poor dumb Trump supporter literally dying while Trump gets praise for taking a bullet that didn't hit him that was fired by his own party perfectly sums up the entire 8 years of the Trump experience