Bog Mummy, Take the Wheel

There comes a time when the scrolling ceases to sparkle, when the threads become a prison, and all that’s left is a user's love for themselves.

[Bog Mummy, Take the Wheel @yahhello1]

Snacking yeah you know I’m all about that kinda sinning

[Reductress @Reductress]

I LIVED IT: I Took an Edible to Sleep but Ended Up Eating a Third Dinner: https://t.co/zoFiW9XkBU

[pink peppercorn @ricis_angel]

I made Coconut milk grits with chilli crisp oil

[Bog Mummy, Take the Wheel @yahhello1]

@InternetHippo You can never overcome if you aren’t already losing

[Bog Mummy, Take the Wheel @yahhello1]

@Hilabs68 @BlueHogReport The Earth will forget you, because weren’t brave enough to be anything but a scared man with a gun. I’m sorry. You deserve better from yourself.

[Bog Mummy, Take the Wheel @yahhello1]

@Hilabs68 @BlueHogReport Oh, it was Jesus alright. He’s right behind you, scowling down at your dumb nazi bald spot, probably

[Bog Mummy, Take the Wheel @yahhello1]

@Hilabs68 @BlueHogReport I was praying last night, and Jesus spoke plainly to me.

“Those people who think my words are weak? Who think times have changed? Who would never welcome the stranger? Who wouldn’t pick an ear of corn on the Sabbath? Who bury their talents?
They’re assholes. Tell them.”

[Bog Mummy, Take the Wheel @yahhello1]

@Hilabs68 @BlueHogReport I’m willing to put in the time it takes to correctly identify a faux redneck gunsucking nazi truckfucker!

[Bog Mummy, Take the Wheel @yahhello1]

@Hilabs68 @BlueHogReport Hey @Hilabs68 I was making fun of you, because you’re a no count nazi. Just wanted to make sure you didn’t miss that part.

[Bog Mummy, Take the Wheel @yahhello1]

@Hilabs68 @BlueHogReport Can’t believe you don’t want conservative parents to be able to keep track of leftist marxist school administrators. Fuck off democrat

[Bog Mummy, Take the Wheel @yahhello1]

@tony_magoni These guys were still being assholes at night, they gotta tape their mouths shut to keep their wives

[Bog Mummy, Take the Wheel @yahhello1]

@willwatson @realjeffmilner @HodgesDeAnna It’s not surprising. Many young men are fascinated with different sexualities, and a teenager exploring how they feel about them is very normal.

[Bog Mummy, Take the Wheel @yahhello1]

@kiryussideburns @Don_ErebusMoth You know what’s fucked up… you can be living along at 43 and then go thru 3 years of hell and then you’re 46 and you look nothing different but you feel like a different person, and this can happen SEVERAL TIMES

[Shane Jerominski @AccPharmacist]

He is no longer with us but the painting will forever remain in a place of honor at our pharmacy.

May 2019:

All it takes is one person to remember that there’s a human being underneath this white coat and I’m instantly reduced to a blubbering mess. Funny how one single encounter has the preternatural power to erase a year’s worth of feeling inadequate. I live for the moments that remind me why being a pharmacist is all I ever want to be and, even though it might sound crazy, it’s okay.
Now classically I do better with my lady patients, you know, for obvious reasons. Men over thirty on the other hand are oftentimes a struggle. I mean what guy wouldn’t be intimidated by my sheer presence, dashing good looks and huge, ego? So when my technician inauspiciously announced, “Shane this gentleman says he has something for you.” I was not optimistic. The man who stood across from me at the consultation counter had been in there seemingly a million times. I think most pharmacies have at least one similar patient. He speaks soft and slow, has those kind eyes you just can’t fake, and every other day he comes in to ask the same three questions. You still see glimpses of the person he was a decade earlier, before the first signs arrived. He knows he forgets and prefaces the day’s questioning with, “I’m sorry I probably asked you this already but...”
Today he didn’t ask. He looked at me and smiled, “I painted this for you. Along time ago I used to be an artist. Every time I come in here you’re running around like the place is on fire but you still make time to be kind and answer an old guy like me’s questions. I really hope you like it.” An ugly cry over some brushed canvas trees, mountains and water were on the menu as the artist wasted no time and began to ask me those same three questions. I answered, thankful and blessed as I smiled through the tears.

#accidentalpharmacist #artist #healthcareworkers

[Jocelyn Anderson Photography @JocAPhotography]

A Least Bittern looking cute with his googly eyes.

[just business @OneWordPowerful]

gn

[Bog Mummy, Take the Wheel @yahhello1]

@roddreher “I know why, but still”????

I also used to think my religion was objectively right, and so, it was kinda okay if it got shoved onto nonbelievers a little bit.

Then I got over that shit, because it was wrong. Keep your beliefs about the unobservable OUT OF HUMAN GOVERNMENT.

[Denis B. Huppert 🇫🇷 @dennisbhooper]

Jesus fucking christ

[Bog Mummy, Take the Wheel @yahhello1]

@ChrisDJackson Bluechecks: “why isn’t the president where *I* think he should be??”

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

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