MAJIDADEE 👑🇵🇸

ABU alumnus 👨‍🎓 • Electrical Engineer 🔌⚡• GMNSE • COREN-PE • Elite Buharist 🦅🤍 • Barca Enthusiast 💙❤ • Messi🐐 •

[MAJIDADEE 👑🇵🇸 @yahya__mohd]

Alhamdulillah! ✅️
I'm thrilled to announce that I've been inducted into the Engineering Profession by NSE & COREN on 7th February 2026

Engr. Yahya Mohammed Lawal
GMNSE ✅️
P.COREN ✅️
GMNIEEE ✅️
B.ENG ELECTRICAL (ABU) ✅️🎓👨‍🎓

[Sadiq G sadiq @sadiqGsadiq]

The next thing is to have the city gate replaced with a big pot of Amala.

[Mal. Imran U. Wakili (PULLO) 👑 #iSTANDWITHELRUFAI @IU_Wakilii]

This is isn’t bad o!

Kachalla PCM!

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

🚨🇪🇸 LINEUP:

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Spain XI in the World Cup Round of 32 game vs. Austria! 🇪🇸💫

[Winna F.C. @WinnaFC]

🚨| CRAZY STAT: Even if you combine Kane's goals and Olise's assists this season, they're still 14 goal contributions behind Messi's 2011/12 season.😱

NOT HUMAN.👽🐐

[Abja🇯🇲 @AbjaFCB]

Croatia have 2 jobs today

1. Knock Portugal out
2. Make sure Ronaldo doesn’t score

[MAJIDADEE 👑🇵🇸 @yahya__mohd]

If you knew you'd still go ahead with the marriage no matter what the result shows, why go for the test in the first place?

[● @_twita_Labour]

After their genotype test showed they were incompatible for marriage, the young man said:

“Our parents and grandparents got married without genotype testing, so I won’t let it stop me from marrying my baby.”

What is your opinion on his decision?

[Uncle K Esq @Supheey]

For men*

[Gimba Kakanda @gimbakakanda]

God forbid! The first thing I’ll do is block @Omojuwa. 😂

[Mal. Imran U. Wakili (PULLO) 👑 #iSTANDWITHELRUFAI @IU_Wakilii]

Achievements of President Bola Tinubu after 3 years:

- Change the National Anthem to We hail thee

- Change the iconic NYSC Khaki to Adire.

- Established non-existing agencies that operates with the National Assembly and other agencies of the government.

- New Jet for the President so that Nigeria will be respected while the citizens starve.

- 192 million naira to construct a single borehole so that communities will get water.

- 184 million to install a single streetlight so we go see front clearly.

Add yours!

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

🚨 JUST IN: Dani Olmo expected to start tonight! @JuanfeSanzPerez #ESP 🇪🇸

[Cinderella Man @Osi_Suave]

Bro you cant open GTB account with fake document.

You have to come with NIN, Set up BVN and bring a govt issued ID card.

Let alone the CBN.

But we are all fools now.

[Mr. El-Bonga @el_bonga]

A region whose governors prioritise populist initiatives like mass weddings, pilgrimages, cars to monarchs, and other misplaced projects rather than education, primary healthcare, security, agriculture, and a host of other critical sectors will continue to wallow in hardship.

[Sadiq G sadiq @sadiqGsadiq]

Adire Fabric to Replace Khaki as New NYSC Uniform.

NYSC parade grounds are about to turn into one massive Yoruba Owambe.

Corps members parade marching in flowing adire? It’s gonna look ridiculously cringe and funny 😭😂

[Mal. Imran U. Wakili (PULLO) 👑 #iSTANDWITHELRUFAI @IU_Wakilii]

President Bola Tinubu plans to replace the current NYSC uniforms with Adire being produced in Ogun and Kwara states.

This is what Adire looks like incase you dunno!

Oduduwa Republic we hail theee!

[MAJIDADEE 👑🇵🇸 @yahya__mohd]

AS + SS: 75% chance the child will be SS

[AryaaAh 🖤🌚♥️ @MeryeermAhmerd]

Know who to marry according to your Genotype🙄🙄

AA AA. Compatible
AA AS. Compatible (children may be AA or AS)
AA SS Compatible (children will be AS)
AS AS Not recommended due to a 25% chance with each pregnancy of having a child with SS.

AS SS. Not recommended because each pregnancy has a 50% chance of a child with SS.

SS. SS Strongly not recommended because all children will have SS.

[MAJIDADEE 👑🇵🇸 @yahya__mohd]

"Olodo uprising"

[A. Ayofe @abdullahayofel]

Wike has outperformed Elrufai's eight years' achievements as FCT Minister in just three years

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

Barcelona is drifting away from Bastoni due to 2 reasons, despite having the player’s OK:

1) Flick isn’t convinced
2) Focus is on a forward

It was always clear that the club won’t make two big investments, but rather just one.

…seems like they want to go big upfront.

[Hamma @HAHayatu]

Crude oil is this morning as low as $67 a barrel but we still have pms pump price at averaging 1250 in Nigeria.

This is wickedness.

[🛸 @mvcciido_szn]

i love jobs that are flexible that can let you travel and do other stuff