Free Guac

Husband, dad, dog owner. Jets, Mets, all comedy. Regret not taking shop class in high school.

[Free Guac @yajeddep]

@C_3C_3 is a bitch.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Dear Joe,
I wish I could sit down with you face to face and explain why so many of us were offended by the UFC fight on the South Lawn of the White House.
For me, it had nothing to do with the UFC or who showed up for the fights. The brand you and Dana have built is a bona fide American success story. More power to you. As for the fighters, in my book, anyone brave enough to put it all on the line in the arena is remarkable to witness. Their dedication and discipline inspire me. I don’t understand anyone who can’t admire that.
And as for the people who attended, I, for one, love Shane Gillis. I think he’s hilarious and brilliant. It was a show. A once-in-a-lifetime spectacle. I can’t blame anyone for wanting to witness it firsthand.
My problem is that I believe some of our public spaces are sacred. And unlike many of the great powers that came before us, these American monuments belong to all of us. Not to whoever happens to hold power at the moment.
The White House does not belong to Donald Trump. It does not belong to any President. It belongs to the people. To treat it as Caesar treated the Colosseum is antithetical to everything our founding fathers fought for.
This is not Rome. Presidents are not emperors doling out bread and circuses for the peasants. The White House is the People’s House. This “celebration” could have happened in any stadium within a stone’s throw of the South Lawn. No one would have had an issue with it.
But that was obviously Donald Trump’s whole point. By holding the event on the South Lawn, what he was saying to the rest of us is:
“This is my house. I own it. I will do with it what I please. I’ll build a colosseum and have the gladiators fight under my gaze. I’ll tear down the East Wing. I’ll pave over the Rose Garden. I’ll cover everything in gold and marble. I’ll erase the names of all the men who came before me.”
The fights were an exhibition of imperial domination, not a celebration of our 250th anniversary as a democracy.
The White House is not Buckingham Palace. It is not the Palace of Versailles. It is not the Forbidden City of Beijing. It does not belong to an emperor, or a king, or a commissar.
The White House belongs to us. All of us. The person who sits behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office is nothing more than an honored guest. A temporary caretaker.
The President is our servant. Not our Caesar.
Respectfully, Hunter

P.S. Cage match between me and Don Jr.? Your call on the venue. Anywhere but the South Lawn.

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

“Pretty amazing he got on the Jimmy Fallon Show batting .239”

Guardians broadcaster Tom Hamilton on Jazz Chisholm Jr.

[Free Guac @yajeddep]

https://t.co/fby4YMewPR

[Free Guac @yajeddep]

@luisjgomez @DanBilzerian @ComicDaveSmith @jakeshieldsajj

[Free Guac @yajeddep]

@kaavyajha143 @ayekeeno She has been talking about this for years

[Free Guac @yajeddep]

Vance/Kirk 2028?

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

Tim Dillon Dresses Up as Kristi Noem’s Husband

“It's hard to hide these t*ts. What do you do, put them in a box under all the Christmas decorations?” 🤣

[MLB @MLB]

All THREE of Jo Adell's home run robberies from tonight ...

Yes, you read that right 😮

[Free Guac @yajeddep]

The best guest on any podcast is @blakegriffin23 hands down

[Legion of Skanks @LegionOfSkanks]

Luis Breaks Down saying goodbye to best friend Dave Smith😢

ALL NEW #LegionOfSkanks w/ @natebargatze & @DanSoder premieres NOW! Link in bio‼️

[Nate Bargatze @natebargatze]

I told the girls they could get anything they wanted at the Nike store if they got one crossword answer right…Harper got two words before she found her own last name.

Thanks for including me @nytimes!

[New York Mets @Mets]

Juan Soto homers AGAIN in front of his home crowd! 🇩🇴

[Free Guac @yajeddep]

There you have it. That's why your taxes need to be filed on time.

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

Yesterday, Kristi Noem told the Senate that DHS's $220 MILLION taxpayer funded TV ad was competitively bid.

Today, she told the House it was a no-bid contract.

She completely contradicted herself.

How is the public supposed to trust a “leader" who lies under oath?

[Kurt Metzger @kurtmetzger]

If there’s all these “Iranian terrorist sleeper cells” embedded in the United States, what was the point of our brave intel community spying on all of us for the last 30 years? How’d u miss all them mooslamic trrrists, heroes? Were u just watching people jerk off?

[Free Guac @yajeddep]

$100 says nothing is going to change and no one is getting arrested

[Acyn @Acyn]

Neguse: Where is this company headquartered?

Noem: I don’t know.

Neguse: I don’t know either. We can’t find it. We did find an address that’s registered to a political operative. This company that received 143 million dollars was incorporated 8 days before this contract went out.

You want the American people to believe that this is all above board, that $143 million of taxpayer money just happened to go to this one company that doesn't have a headquarters, doesn't have a website, has never done work for the federal government before and is registered apparently or attached to a residence from a political operative, and of course one of the subcontractors of that contract, as you know, is a political firm that's tied to, to you back when you were governor of South Dakota?

[Mike Recine @mikerecine]

I think what a lot of you libtards don’t understand is that he didn’t want war, he was blackmailed into it because he is a child molester.

[Free Guac @yajeddep]

@theallinpod

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@howardlutnick @chamath

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