lay

suck ya mam

[RJ🏆 @Puffin_CPFC]

That is mental😂 but this is still the winner I’m afraid

[lay @yalharvey]

Hate that awkward eye contact with the taxi driver through the rear view mirror🤕

[Patrick Sullivan @PatchNavillus]

Teenagers in Grease be like: on my way to school

[jack rem @jackremmington]

The only appropriate course of action is to get rid of Susanna as well and have a one woman morning show fronted by national treasure Alison Hammond

[josh🌴 @joshhbyrne]

Can’t believe one of the boys just suggested we go food shopping tonight as a motive cos theres nothing else to do lockdown is killing my people

[jack rem @jackremmington]

MEGS!!

[jack rem @jackremmington]

In honour of our queen Alison Hammond’s birthday today, here’s a thread of some of my favourite moments of hers over the years:

[myesha thee stallion @myeshachou]

i pretend i’m ok but i’m really just thinking of this post

[ydvaz @ydvazz]

hey ladies only 4 periods left this year😩

[Melon @MelGracie_]

Shout out to this @Morrisons security man keeping this good boy dry. He said ‘well you never know how dogs feel about the rain’

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is August. She was born on April 24, 2000. That’s right, she just turned 20, making her the oldest known golden retriever in the world. She’s received so many good girl noggin pats over the years her color has been rubbed off. We’re giving Augie the incredibly rare... 15/10

[Secret Agent Randy Beans @Rauer_2]

The Conservative Party: “Hey I think we should kill all the poor”

Normal People: “Hey that’s bad! Don’t do that!”

The Conservative Party: “We are no longer going to kill all the poor”

Fucking Idiots: “Wow Credit where it’s due good decision well done Boris! 👏🏻🙌🏻👏🏻🙌🏻👏🏻🙌🏻”

[Gracefully Healing❤️‍🩹 @BethAnne__]

SO THEY WERE SCARED FOR THEIR LIVES THEN?! YOU FELT THREATENED BY A BOY ON THE FLOOR PLEADING FOR HIS LIFE AND A 90 YEAR OLD WOMEN?!? WHEN THE HELL IS ENOUGH ENOUGH?!?

[KSN🃏 @KImfura_104]

The two at the top murdered a combined of 32 people. The two at the bottom sold illegal cigarettes and wrote a bad check...

[mia @emotrends]

were u smoking weed with a group of people older than u when u were 14 or did you have a normal childhood