jorjor wel

unreliable narrator

[jorjor wel @yaliterallysame]

@7zarc

[Kenty @FakeKenty]

Technology has gone too far man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password

[𝔐𝔢𝔤𝔞𝔫 🍇 @saint_witch_]

Girl I met in a club bathroom in 2017 unfollowed me on Instagram

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

how it feels to be a beautiful woman forced to work on a monday

[helmet girl @sbodrojan]

every isolated clip from Severance looks like the air conditioning repair school from Community

[jim (normal) @nissan_roguer]

Stop eating chick peas with the pick mes and come have some lentils with the mentals

[jorjor wel @yaliterallysame]

I love when my period tracking app sends me notifications like “BIG MOOD! Are you fugly or is it just your luteal phase? Tap to find out!”

[yc @yc]

Sorry almost forgot

[Zac Mabry @ZacMabry]

Your outie financed a cheesy gordita crunch.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

*now featuring a payment plan

[thought daughter @zakiyawrld]

if u work at lockheed martin or palantir don’t bother fasting ur going to hell

[ICEMAN🧊 @isaiahdaboy]

I just dropped a brisket sandwich in these people HVAC unit💔💔💔💔

[aaron from queens 🇵🇸 @aaronnarraph]

the fact that the dismantle-the-government-and-deport-the-opposition party is performing outrage and clutching their pearls at this joke is a good sign that we should do it far more often

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

The older i get the more i take this live laugh love shit seriously

[Vivian @suchnerve]

i’m at the recession. i’m at the coup. i’m at the combination recession + coup + trade war + pentapandemic + stock market crash + healthcare system collapse + post 1.5°C global warming threshold + carbon sink depletion + antibiotic apocalypse + food shortages + microplastic world

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

2-factor authentication means nothing to me. I am already authentically me......no factors needed. My data belongs to the collective

[julian @YEAROFTHEWIZARD]

Jolting out of bed and slamming a button that says "CHIPS" and pulling a lever that says "SODA"