James Denham

[Connor Humm @TikiTakaConnor]

In a bar in New York. Locals sing “USA USA USA”

England fans respond: “Jeffrey Epstein he’s one of your own.”

[David💭 @Atobajeundavid]

This time she took us with her😂

[Luke 🇾🇪 @lukesellers98]

Came as a shock to me too, Thomas.

[James May @MrJamesMay]

Yes, we have bellends here as well.

[Steve Baker @SteveBa99880334]

Fucking ridiculous…

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I’ve never seen this much packed into 21 words

[Michael Lavelle @mikelavelle93]

Back in my day we had to keep our blazers on unless the teachers gave us permission to take them off. And if we were in a French lesson our teacher made us ask in French.

[Aspersion Caster @AspersionCaster]

Just 160 years ago 100% of them had masters. Look how far they've fallen.

[Ewok @22CaratEwok]

This England game’s like standing at your back door at 1am waiting for the dog to have a shit

[Kevin A @kca0027]

“Is that away?”

“Yes, Sol. It’s in Mexico” 😭😭😭

[RedAlways @PATRIOT2117]

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and shouts, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers! I’ll put down $500 to anyone who can drink 10 pints back-to-back!”

The entire pub goes silent.
Nobody moves.

Then one Irishman quietly stands up, and walks straight out the door.

About 30 minutes later, he returns, taps the Texan on the shoulder, and asks, “That bet still good?”

“Sure is!” the Texan says.

The bartender lines up ten pints — full glasses from one end of the bar to the other.

Without a blink, the Irishman downs all 10 pints in a row and slams the last one down like a champion.

The bar ERUPTS with cheers.
The Texan pays the $500 — totally stunned.

He asks, “If you don’t mind me askin’, where’d you run off to for that half hour?”

The Irishman grins, “Oh, I just popped down to the pub around the corner to see if I could do it first.”

[Retro Soles @RetroSolesUK]

🤣🤣#england #worldcup

[Doinkadect Klomberbatch @Doinkadect]

Is this the first time the UK’s been looking for a new Prime Minister, James Bond and Doctor Who at the same time

[Tom Peck @tompeck]

Little bit of history made as Harry Kane, John Stones and Jordan Henderson look set to become the first England internationals to go through a change of prime minister during a major international tournament for a record breaking third time.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Thank you so much for all the kind suggestions that I should be booked for Have I Got News For You as a guest or host. I’m game.

[Michael Weiss @michaeldweiss]

Was waiting for this video to drop ever since I saw the news item about Boston. Garron doesn’t disappoint.

[fareed 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @it_is_fareed]

“They’re booing the hydration break… deploy the emergency mr brightside.”

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on.