the funniest thing about esex is that theres a 50/50 chance the girl is touching absolutely nothing n just lying in bed reading a pirated manga on her phone while occasionally mewing into the mic
My favorite part about Joffrey's poisoning was that someone made up a theory that Olenna, Littlefinger, Tywin and Varys all had him poisoned without being aware of each others' plans.
They just all happened to poison his cup 5 times over.
The truth was not as funny.
When I said that desperation and annoyance suits Caleb, I also forgot to mention APATHY. God he's hot. No sparkle in the eye, no frown, just pure, unadulterated disinterest.