kate

it'd be a lot cooler if you did. know what i'm sayin'

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

black bears: *eating honey*

me: ur killing the bees

lack ears: WHAT

[kate @yamyitzkate]

@DerekWelker You take that back right now

[$exxyyde$$ @yslbaby3L]

I have no titties BUT MY ASS 😍 😍😍😍 flat too goodnight

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

I don't hate it. I just don't like it at all and it's terrible.

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

New Mexico is just like Mexico, just newer. Plus the water doesn’t give you the shits.

[kate @yamyitzkate]

@Anaeger6

[Dr. Naeger @Anaeger6]

I just dont understand how every IL road is a non stop piece of shit

[kate @yamyitzkate]

@mariahbahr I’ve heard good things about Moeckel’s and Body Works. I know Body Works for sure has the cash pay rate, I’m not positive about Moeckel’s though

[Lex. @NashLex_]

How many crocs would Kid Rock rock if Kid Rock did rock crocs?

[kate @yamyitzkate]

I want to make the same amount of money that high end strippers make but instead of stripping, I could just sit on a stage and eat pasta until I’m sick while people throw benjis at my feet

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Before putting him to bed, Samuel looked at me and said, “Daddy, I love you and you’re my best friend.”

It was so sweet and pure. One of those moments I’ll never forget.

I replied, “I love you too and my best friend is Clay. I’ve known him longer.”

[kim @KimmyMonte]

this dog literally failed every single test thrown at him to become a service dog and i am scream laughing. but imho he’s still a very very good boy.

[carolyn @ballerguy]

I will never forget when my mom tried to use her cancer to get my sisters boyfriend of 7 years to propose by saying “don’t make me go to my oldest daughters wedding bald Steve” and he looked this woman dead in the eyes and responded “they make really good wigs now, Joan” ruthless

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

imagine tickling ur girl & she start giggling like seth rogen