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I studied anthropology for 5 years so that I could make jokes about going to the Bone Zone (a.k.a my lab)

they/them pronouns

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

tiny island in Massachussets with “rope-swinging, blueberries, and... stuff Busta would enjoy”

[henry cooke @henrycooke]

i actually like to wake up at 2.30 halfway to the doorway, it’s fun to me #eqnz

[👀👀 @yanginthere]

(we are fine, but I definitely need to secure more of my furniture down)

[👀👀 @yanginthere]

NOTHING LIKE A HUGE AND SCARY LONG EARTHQUAKE TO END AN EVENING 🙃🙃🙃🙃

[👀👀 @yanginthere]

Jask (Jean Mask)

[👀👀 @yanginthere]

Anyways lockdown lvl 2 and greater is the only time it's ok to be That Asshole on the bus and take the aisle seat with empty window seat.
No i will not be accepting any strangers at this time thanking You.

[👀👀 @yanginthere]

Me watching people get on the bus without a mask 🙄🙄🛑✋

Where's the team of five mill whānau???

[👀👀 @yanginthere]

@toyourstations

[👀👀 @yanginthere]

I have SPICY KNEES and a BURNT BACK but it was fun as hell and I'd do it again

[👀👀 @yanginthere]

There is a CARNIVAL IN TOWN so u bet ur ass I'm taking myself on a hot date and queuing with a bunch of 8 year olds for rides

[👀👀 @yanginthere]

(rainbows end is not a theme park it is an EMBARRASSMENT)

[👀👀 @yanginthere]

There is a CARNIVAL IN TOWN so u bet ur ass I'm taking myself on a hot date and queuing with a bunch of 8 year olds for rides

[👀👀 @yanginthere]

Theme parks are my special interest and this is the closest I can get under the rona

[👀👀 @yanginthere]

My brain has songified the phrase "Feeling gloomy? Solution: potatoes" and that's on ADHD

[Katie Porter @katieporterca]

Women. Accounted. For. All. The. Losses.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Let’s be very clear.

The officials urging for no serious consequences after Wednesday’s attack on our country - including the impeachment, removal, expulsion, and/or indictment of officials who aided, abetted, or incited the attack - are opening the door for it to happen again.

[Meg Turney @megturney]

@XxTrue_AlphaxX Yeah I understand the point, but it's absolute bullshit. If someone only sees me for my body, that's on them. As a wise woman once said, "You can have an excellent rack and a valid point all at the same time."

[👀👀 @yanginthere]

People told me how horny fleabag is but my god

MY GOD

Andrew Scott saying kneel 🥵🥵