lexaproshawty

idk man I just work here

[lexaproshawty @yapdree]

been in Australia for over a year now and I have a confession…. I still don’t know wtf a kilometer is

[lexaproshawty @yapdree]

That earthquake was probably a more exciting experience than any Melbourne beach is gonna be

[cleø 𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 ⊬ @cIeorine]

been in melbourne for 2+ weeks and experienced the wettest day melb had ever had as well as an EARTHQUAKE before we’ve experienced the beach yet

[lexaproshawty @yapdree]

Getting my motorcycle permit today but do you think my instructor will take a picture of me on the bike to add to my IG reactivation dump

[lexaproshawty @yapdree]

Idk why everyone is always so shocked when I tell them how bad I wanna go to China lOOK AT THAT SHIT MAN?!?!

[Andrew @tpottery_]

they don’t know about Wulong Karst

[selfpaglu. @maramarvellous_]

what doesn’t kill you makes you a smoker

[2joser2loser @joserloser]

every question I tweet is rhetorical. please leave me alone

[lexaproshawty @yapdree]

wish my ex still had twitter so I could send this

[lexaproshawty @yapdree]

Ngl after last night I realize I’ve been over estimating what a 4+ magnitude earthquake was like lmao

[thereisnobeth @thereisnobeth]

Australians are really funny about earthquakes it was a 4.7 why are we all so gagged

[lexaproshawty @yapdree]

@demiurgently Put me in coach, I’ve been tryna make that trip for years

[Roony @Roonysters]

I’m getting the fatherly urge to abandon everything

[lexaproshawty @yapdree]

Yeah sick

[lexaproshawty @yapdree]

Am I insane or did I just wake up to an earthquake

[lexaproshawty @yapdree]

Am I insane or did I just wake up to an earthquake

[lexaproshawty @yapdree]

@RubyDotPng This is literally Frankston

[lou @digitalfields]

almost forgot that if it's meant to be, it will be...

[v33 🐞 @TOADVEE]

every time i wanna quit smoking cigs i start encountering Cigarette Situations

[lexaproshawty @yapdree]

Being friends with your ex is actually hilarious

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

not now bro i’m tryna ignore it

[lexaproshawty @yapdree]

I have no one to talk to about this

[rae ꕤ🍓 @chuutones]

told my mom about how candace owens is a lesbian and she told me that its a lie being spread by israel

[lexaproshawty @yapdree]

This but “Twilight: 2008”

[Grimace Smoking Weed @high_grimace]

going to bar trivia and writing in "Who gives a shit?" for every single answer

[lexaproshawty @yapdree]

my tattoo appt is next week and I still haven’t seen what my guys drawn up im so scared

[ju ✴︎ cartomante | mesa aberta @annarcana]

tudo o que eu perco cria espaço para tudo o que eu preciso.