carly

[carly @yappaholics]

@casseckert I only come on twitter to read the news

[clare @sadderlizards]

i have the anxiety of a small prey animal

[carly @yappaholics]

@casseckert Stop this is personal

[carly @yappaholics]

@casseckert Never not once have seen it never plan on it either

[carly @yappaholics]

@gabbyyyy_______ @gabbyyyy_______ and if you find something close lmk

[carly @yappaholics]

@gabbyyyy_______ Will never get over that feeling.. nothing will come close

[𝔐 @vsmarzz]

me after sitting in the sun for 5 minutes : wow I actually like existing & maybe love is real

[carly @yappaholics]

@ambrosino99 A boxing horse.. terrifying

[chao @chaod3r]

People who fall asleep right away freak me out. Don’t u bitches have thoughts ????

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

the rotting lettuce in my fridge watching me reach for the cheese sticks

[David Blattman @davidblattman]

No, I was not aware Steve-O was the host of the greatest show in the history of television. https://t.co/0ZxIaP5hPt

[pinar @pienar]

god i can’t wait to be old

[Otegha K. Uwagba @OteghaUwagba]

When you're about to fall asleep and you suddenly remember that one top you ain't seen in a while

[James @CaucasianJames]

fellas, bring her back to ur place after the first date to tie dye some shirts. if she doesn’t come back for it after it’s been in the zip lock bag for 24 hours then u know she’s not the one