Cocodile 🐊

When everything funny, nobody nah laugh.

Relax ute a just mi opinion...

#KGSYM

[Cocodile 🐊 @yardcritic]

This is me on politics but I bet ya I could do a better fuvking job than both parties in my country...

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Ultracrepidarian: A person who gives opinions on subjects they know nothing about

[Cocodile 🐊 @yardcritic]

@sakannelli Auba is forever a Gooner to all true Arsenal fans...

[Cocodile 🐊 @yardcritic]

@JamaicaGleaner a dis a di the numbers di government and police wanted long time. Just keep up di momentum...smh

[Cocodile 🐊 @yardcritic]

@JamaicaGleaner JPS said the same thing too around this time last year and some parishes went over 2 months without electricity. Not homes. Parishes!

[Cocodile 🐊 @yardcritic]

@AndrewHolnessJM yuh propaganda machine start up but it nah work. betta shred every bit'a papa inna Jamaica house suh no evidence nuh leff cause u inna trouble bro G. .

[Cocodile 🐊 @yardcritic]

no complaining jus gh hrder and show beenie y yah king!

[Jamaica Star @jamaicastar]

#StarGrammy: Dancehall artiste Vybz Kartel and fiancée Sidem Öztürk made a bold entrance at the 67th Grammys in L.A. His album Party With Me was nominated for Best Reggae Album but lost to Bob Marley: One Love – Music Inspired by the Film (Deluxe).

[Cocodile 🐊 @yardcritic]

just a big book of copy and paste... lets see wah gwaan inna it b4 furter comment.

[Jamaica Observer @JamaicaObserver]

As she promised a week ago, the Minister of Legal and Constitutional Affairs, Marlene Malahoo Forte, on Tuesday tabled the Constitution (Amendment) Republic Act 2024 that signals the start of attempts to abolish the monarchy.
https://t.co/Uq9822J2G7

[fan @NoodleHairCR7]

They failed this guy and questioned his love for Man United.

Nothing will ever make me feel sorry for Ten Hag.

[Cocodile 🐊 @yardcritic]

dinosaurs looking at Chicxulub...

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

She captured the COOLEST video of the meteor that fell in Portugal

[Cocodile 🐊 @yardcritic]

Mismanagement of the Healthcare system is why we have these reoccurring problems. Then your gonna ask Jamaicans to increase birth rate when the mortality rate for pregnant women and their babies are through the roof!
We need competency, we need proactive leaders.

[Jamaica Observer @JamaicaObserver]

A senior health official has identified delay in receiving care at medical facilities and lack of knowledge among pregnant women about warning signs during pregnancy, as the two main factors contributing to Jamaica’s maternal mortality rate climbing to a worrying high.
https://t.co/u1cIUKbhry

[Syrian Girl @Partisangirl]

I’m sick of this.

I’m a Muslim and I’m sick of this.

Why aren’t Christians doing anything?

Why are you weak?

[Cocodile 🐊 @yardcritic]

Alright, sir Andrew I honestly don't like how you've been running the country, but in the last 3 weeks you've been making announcements that caught my eye and I like what I have been hearing. Finally some sensible development inna di island... love the effort keep it up.

[Andrew Holness @AndrewHolnessJM]

Today marks a milestone in our journey to a safer Jamaica. 👮🏾‍♀️🚨🇯🇲

This morning, at the Office of the Prime Minister, the Government of Jamaica signed the contract for the St. Catherine North Police Divisional Headquarters.

This project is crucial to strengthening our national security and enhancing community safety from Guy's Hill to Shady Grove and Glengoffe.

The new facility symbolizes our dedication to transforming the Jamaica Constabulary Force (JCF) into a modern, transparent, and community-oriented organization.

This development is a significant step toward a safer, more secure future for all Jamaicans. #AForceForGood

[Cocodile 🐊 @yardcritic]

Everyone is a monster somebody somewhere despise but Everyone is also an angel someone somewhere cherishes dearly...

[Cocodile 🐊 @yardcritic]

Not me ego talking here but I'm absolutely proud of the man I am today...
Not speaking financially or nothing like that. This is the person I wanted to be🙂

[Cocodile 🐊 @yardcritic]

This us one of the coolest way to announce your signing ... already a gunner by heart!

[Cocodile 🐊 @yardcritic]

75 yrs later...

[Wayne Chen @wcchen]

75 years ago: #Jamaica’s first three policewomen. Sylvia M. Myers, Florence Nelson, Iris Tulloch.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Usually true

[Cocodile 🐊 @yardcritic]

@876engineer Poor people are just too afraid this is why they continously embarrass us... yeah yuh won't but public apology? Mad tpc

[Cocodile 🐊 @yardcritic]

@AndrewHolnessJM @AbkaFitzHenley Kindly guh suck yuh mada killa, mi deeven too deal wid ei political thing cuz but alla dis is just a facade... u care zero about the Jamaican populous. And a any weh mi see yuh ya guh hear it. Yuh curropt G and mi knw dis caz a MI integrity commission...

[Cocodile 🐊 @yardcritic]

@ayeejuju I believe they actually did this because of the height difference, which was obvious when men and women worked or celebrated together in a corporate setting... women did this to themselves in efforts of competing with other women and also men. Still following it to this day!

[Cocodile 🐊 @yardcritic]

@5Solae Can see seh a facade, might fool all who live dung a town, red hill, norbrook, Jack's hill and dem place deh but no one from outta country...
Most men a town can't even climb a fuvking tree much less fi chap two limb inna dem way. Don't believe, look pon him technique and laff...