David Whiteside

Football, F1, and Music fan. Data Engineer and Canaries Trust Board Member. Passionate about mental health

[David Whiteside @yardley_canary]

As a sufferer/survivor, anything I do to raise money, awareness, or just get myself fit again is worth it.

[Crohn's & Colitis UK @CrohnsColitisUK]

@yardley_canary Brilliant! Thank you so much for joining us for our September challenge. You will be brilliant! ☺️💜

[David Whiteside @yardley_canary]

Prepping for #Run60 in September for @CrohnsColitisUK.

Raising money and awareness.

https://t.co/mJse5bAF39

#crohns #run

[David Whiteside @yardley_canary]

I'm running 60 miles in September to raise money for Crohns and Colitis as well as hopefully getting myself into better shape.

https://t.co/Acb2hT7hZw

[David Whiteside @yardley_canary]

It didn't create divisions, you Temu Lex Luthor. It pretty much united everyone against you, you uncrossed pop tart!

https://t.co/5DYcBOJgKu

[David Whiteside @yardley_canary]

@jonrogerswriter In my defence, I didnt search your profile. You popped up when I searched Infantino on X.

Maybe you're just famous...

[David Whiteside @yardley_canary]

Soon to be a crucial vote.

On one side, we have an absolute joke of a candidate. Someone who's clearly from another planet who should be nowhere near any leadership position. A person whose policies shouldn't even be entertained.

They're against, Count Binface

#VOTEBINFACE

[David Whiteside @yardley_canary]

@duncanedwards8 Unless you have an Irish accent in which case we were turd on Wednesday and turd on Saturday

[David Whiteside @yardley_canary]

@iwanwroberts And so should Tuchel

[David Whiteside @yardley_canary]

Dear Clacton residents

This is not fair on you!

However...

Yours sincerely,

Every sane British person!

[David Whiteside @yardley_canary]

Bollocks.

Winning the Euros, I'm sure. Holds a special place in his heart and is a wonderful achievement.

But it is not as important as the World Cup.

Silly statement.

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Cristiano Ronaldo says winning Euro 2016 with Portugal, for him, is as important as winning the World Cup 🏆🇵🇹

[David Whiteside @yardley_canary]

@duncanedwards8 3am and this already won tweet of the day!

[Charlie @ASonNamedBort]

If they knock Argentina out, we should give the Falkland Islands to Cape Verde

[David Whiteside @yardley_canary]

@iwanwroberts If true, that's a decent 5-a-side team.

Let down by me...

[David Whiteside @yardley_canary]

Happy Birthday to @iwanwroberts, Paolo Maldini and me.

Oh, what company.

[David Whiteside @yardley_canary]

“There is no amount of money for which Barça can buy Julián Álvarez. He will not be transferred to Barcelona”.

“Either they pay the release clause for €500m or there is no deal”.

#Barcelona #Madrid #atleti #transfer

[David Whiteside @yardley_canary]

@loodoftrojan Hey, my stubble is the only thing stopping me looking like a 12 year old boy

[David Whiteside @yardley_canary]

I don't think we should ban the burqa but if we, we should ban all face coverings.

So, BAN THE BALACLAVA!

[David Whiteside @yardley_canary]

@DanieIEmery ☝🏻This!

[David Whiteside @yardley_canary]

It is unequivocally, almost certainly, possibly, maybe, without any shadow of a doubt, fully, undeniably, kind of, if the stars align, likely...

COMING HOME!

#worldcup #England #football #itscominghome