Yasmine

[Yasmine @yasbean7]

listening to Avril Lavigne at work so everyone knows I’m mad at them

[Yasmine @yasbean7]

only some people can achieve a permanent state of goblin mode and I am one of them

[Yasmine @yasbean7]

being home is hard for me because everyone gets mad when I practice my Jerry Seinfeld impression

[Yasmine @yasbean7]

@reagandpierce here for you ♥️♥️♥️

[Yasmine @yasbean7]

@jokerfied_bort I don’t like it

[Yasmine @yasbean7]

@SpikeUpYourLife YA IT IS 🔥

[Yasmine @yasbean7]

remember in The Princess Diaries when Mia mentions her late father and her best friend goes "I thought you were getting over that, it's been what two months?" iconic

[Yasmine @yasbean7]

@CAMontgom also true

[Yasmine @yasbean7]

@reagandpierce you could put it there sure

[Yasmine @yasbean7]

hot take: put wasabi on more stuff, doesn't even have to be food

[Yasmine @yasbean7]

just looking at a picture of a quesadilla

[Yasmine @yasbean7]

been excited all day for my weekend plan which was to clean my dog’s eye boogers

[Yasmine @yasbean7]

sending emails with exclamation points until I die I guess!!!

[Yasmine @yasbean7]

imagine his family texting him from Cancun rn to transfer money so they can rent jet skis

[Yasmine @yasbean7]

@liz_lachnit truly devastating

[Yasmine @yasbean7]

imposter syndrome is when you prance around town in a scary disguise until Scooby Doo and his groovy friends reveal your true identity and I can tell you firsthand that it is highly debilitating

[Yasmine @yasbean7]

pass the football to Britney you cowards

[Yasmine @yasbean7]

@marcomc2 you are not alone my friend

[Yasmine @yasbean7]

Sunday mornings at home are all about waking up to a big breakfast and threatening your loving parents with fire and destruction if they call one more relative on speakerphone

[Yasmine @yasbean7]

@onthespence you carry her strength and magic with you always ❤️