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parody of myself for self-care reasons, you know

[totally not a bot @yashrt]

Life goals https://t.co/znW2myZzvz

[Siddhartha @steppennwolf]

Whoever floated rumors about my untimely demise should know the pain my family & friends went through after finding out the rumor was false

[Vidit Gujrathi @viditchess]

Chess engines tell you the best move.

But grandmasters are human, they don’t always play it.

So I built "Kibitz": a human move predictor for chess broadcasts. I trained this model on my Nvidia RTX 5080.

Then I made it run as a business by itself.

A channel buys the overlay, Hermes onboards them, charges via @stripe test mode, runs the broadcast, narrates with @NVIDIAAI Nemotron, tracks inference cost, and books its own P&L.

I build. Hermes operates.

This is my demo and entry for the @NousResearch × @NVIDIAAI × @stripe Hermes Agent Accelerated Business Hackathon.

[Aaryaman Trivedi @aaryamantrivedi]

the “diet coke is my personality”, “here’s what kunal shah will do with whatsapp” and “fred again is in indiranagar” people are all the same person. I refuse to elaborate

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

According to psychology, the urge to immediately fix a partner’s or friend’s distress instead of just sitting with them in it isn't empathy; it is your own low frustration tolerance. When someone you love is hurting, and you instantly jump into problem-solving mode, offering unsolicited advice or trying to find a silver lining, you are often trying to soothe your own secondary anxiety. You aren't rescuing them from their pain; you are rescuing yourself from the discomfort of witnessing a vulnerability you don't know how to hold.

[totally not a bot @yashrt]

@im_vinit_jain @kapsology the "oil companies" are Indian PSUs which give hefty dividends to Indian govt. every year. Let's not forget that. It's simply moving money around.

[totally not a bot @yashrt]

@jayhxmo please share an invite!

[totally not a bot @yashrt]

@immasiddx This is stolen content from a reel by @namanarorax and Sharon Verma
here’s the reel : https://t.co/sDigDZAhQW

[totally not a bot @yashrt]

That’s 1 every 24 minutes.
And most hospitals don’t keep the Anti Rabies vaccine either.
I’ve spent upwards of 15k already. And it’s just been a week.
Who will be held accountable? @GoaPol

[totally not a bot @yashrt]

I got bit by a dog last week in Goa near Slow Tide, Anjuna Beach. 4 dogs attacked the 2 of us, & 3 jumped at me. 2 of those were domesticated German Shepherds. I kept asking locals to call the owner and tell me who will take responsibility for the dogs and nobody informed.

[totally not a bot @yashrt]

I appeal to Goans and Goa tourists alike, please don’t feed aggressive strays, keep your dogs leashed and just accept that Goa is unsafe at times.
There are >1 dogs for every 10 people as per official stats!
Real nos. could be much higher!
1800 dog bites in Goa in Jan 25 alone!

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@pablo_rothbart ICON

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@younishpthn @King_Joddrey @chiragbarjatya Kyunki they’ve added a flavour. People assume that flavours make it unhealthy due to fats and sugars. Hence the mention.

[totally not a bot @yashrt]

@IndiGo6E is so low-cost that they decided to not use the AC for 35 mins keeping all passengers seated and the plane doors sealed while the plane stayed unmoved till boarding time. Interesting times!