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lover of all living things | @localJedi | tulsa for now 🫶🏻

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heaven

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rip Oliver Tree, man

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i’m almost 30 I do not have time for mean girl behavior

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@johnarnold As someone who used to think this way and almost always went inside to get my order, now with a newborn I am sadly a drive thru girly for the foreseeable future. I know not everyone has a newborn but I try to think that there’s probably a reason they’re in the drive thru 😭

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@potatoslav Memberships to the zoo / aquarium / botanical gardens 🥰

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@intjgamergirl @techhsiren I eat clean, walk 1.5 miles at least 4X a week, do my little work outs on my yoga mat while my baby sleep and I’m no where near my pre baby weight. Baby is 10 weeks old and I look like trash. Breastfeeding ‘makes the weight fall right off’ is the biggest lie ever told to women.

[techsiren ♥︎ @techhsiren]

i'd also be interested to know if these moms bouncing right back to being skinny are breastfeeding or not

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my pretty baby 💗

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crazy to say it but I think having a baby made my whole life better, esp my mental health

[🩵 isabella 🩵 @ciaobella______]

HAVING BABIES. You don’t have time to sit around throwing pity parties & ruminating all your problems when you’re tending to another persons needs. Also BABY GIGGLES, BABY SMELL, BABY EVERYTHING cure all 🩵

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@orphicresonance someone I’m close to told me that my 5 week old was “already manipulating me” when I picked her up because she was crying. wild take.

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the loml

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I think a haircut and a blow out would cure everything rn

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It really irks me when I go to the lengths to cook someone a nice meal and they don’t return my dishes. after 4+ months it’s kind of like 🧍🏻‍♀️

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

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@JohnEkdahl tired of this argument. 1981- a time when you could pay for a house in 3 years’ salary. idc if the interest rates were 16%, it was monumentally easier to afford a house then vs now.

[Chris @citehchris]

moving to a walkable city won’t solve all your problems but it will allow you to get drunk and just walk around and that is peak activity you can’t get just any where

[heather 💫 @_hxneyglow]

the fact that some people can smell ants makes me so uncomfortable i get fucking pissed off. what do you mean they have a smell.

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@donn_dlc I’ll def have to try!! I eat so many veggies but have major beef w kale for some reason 🥲 Thanks for the recipe 🫶🏻

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people who like raw kale in their salads are actually lying

[Keith @moneyjnr]

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thinking about the time I flashed my brights at a car to warn them about a cop…. only for it to be a cop 🌚