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but I digress...the club is bumping, the ladies look good and the alcohol is flowing. there is much pain in the world but not in this room

[Porter @yatyeets]

Life is stairs and I’m a slinky

[Porter @yatyeets]

@BarstoolBigCat Your favorite players favorite player

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Julia Louis-Dreyfus and The Rizzler

[wint @dril]

often fantasize about saying "Hello. How may i HURT you today?" to the bull shit customers at my job, before being Punished by my superiours

[フーリ (FOOLY URAMESHI) 🤙🏽 BAPE SOULJA @ChrissaSJE]

This man is going band for band with Pokémon games 😭 I fr never seen a game spread like this before

[Andrew Joseph @AndyJ0seph]

Berhalter excitedly signaling the Bolivia score to his players just seconds before conceding a goal is pretty symbolic of his entire tenure. Just accepting mediocrity if not straight-up celebrating it

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

🎙 "In English, we have a f**king problem!" (SOUND UP🤬)

Copa After Dark. We're not in Europe any more.

[Lane Johnson @LaneJohnson65]

Appreciation post 🙌

RT for a chance to win this exclusive album signed by yours truly, @JasonKelce, & @jordan_mailata! 💥

#WPMOYChallenge @LaneJohnson65

[Lane Johnson @LaneJohnson65]

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[Porter @yatyeets]

How did Eden Hazard land a role in this

[Rolo Tony @PoorOldRoloTony]

I can’t believe I watched this movie in a packed theater 2 1/2 weeks ago and now I can pirate it in high definition. I’m no businessman, but this makes no sense, man.

[Porter @yatyeets]

Happy Father’s Day

[Porter @yatyeets]

200 million dollars for a fucking dude named Tobias

[MacMally 🍀 @MacMallyMMA]

me leaving T-Mobile arena after winning 17 dollars on a -400 favorite:

[Porter @yatyeets]

Clean

[Dirty Footballer 👊 @DirtyFootbaIIer]

Fenerbahce U19's vs Galatasaray U19's never disappoints.

[P @philder10]

@BoobieMilesXXIV Share this instead

[SportsGrid @SportsGrid]

@KMbappe https://t.co/LM2Fi1jHQ3

[Lane Johnson @LaneJohnson65]

RT for a chance to win one of these limited edition A Philly Special Christmas albums signed by yours truly! 🦅🎄 #FlyEaglesFly

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