Daryl Gibson [email protected]

Easily amused human being

[Daryl Gibson [email protected] @yavylavy]

@BrentToderian Wow

[Secretary Deb Haaland @SecDebHaaland]

On Red Shawl Day, we bring attention to the relatives who are impacted by the missing and murdered Indigenous peoples crisis. It's a day of remembrance and of commitment to continue our quest for justice.

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

ELON, THIS IS URGENT!!
TAKE IT FROM US: Cover any small thermal exhaust ports leading directly to Twitter's reactor system before it's too late.

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

twitter closes for the final time and you tumble back into the empty room, and you are no longer influencers and niche internet micro celebrities but just you back in your old clothes. it is the same day and the same hour of the day on which you had gone into the wardrobe to hide

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

*waking up and twitter is still here*

"You there, mutuals! What app is this?"

"What app? Sir, why it's the Twitter app."

"I haven't missed it. The Engineers, they've done it all in one night. They can do anything they like. Of course they can. Of course they can."

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

This is what God's kingdom is like:

a bunch of outcasts and oddballs gathered at a table, not because they are rich or worthy or good, but because they are hungry, because they said yes.

And there's always room for more.

- Rachel Held Evans

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

Good night, Twitter. Good work. Sleep well. You'll most likely be deleted in the morning.

[Josiah Hawthorne @JosiahHawthorne]

"It isn't Twitter, you know," sobbed Lucy. "It's OK. We shan't meet you there."

"But you shall meet me, dear one," said Aslan.

"Are—are you there too, Sir?" said Edmund.

"I am," said Aslan. "But on Instagram I have another name. You must learn to know me by that name."

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

If you say “Hunter Biden” three times quickly while looking into a mirror the GOP’s legislative agenda appears

[jim rose circus @jimrosecircus1]

Reminder: Cold season is starting and cows seek heat on car hoods, do not forget to tap on the hood to give the cow enough time to get off before you drive away!

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

two years later and I still can't believe the four seasons: total landscaping thing actually happened and wasn't an episode of arrested development or mass hallucination or something

[The Wonder of Tolkien @TolkienWonder]

But they were, all of them, deceived, for another blue check was made, and it now costs them not only their lives, but $8 a month.

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

Good night, Twitter. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely delete you in the morning.

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

The Church is scared to speak with clarity on the Big 3.

Generally, men are interested in:

- Bears
- Beets
- Battlestar Galactica

These desires are often treated by Christians as if they are somehow bad in of themselves.

One of the many reasons men leave the church.

[jim rose circus @jimrosecircus1]

Caution, deer dance-off ahead. If you proceed, please be prepared to "bring it".

[GiGadgets @gigadgets_]

Thanks to 5G, 3.5 million truck drivers in the U.S. can work remotely.
Low latency networks could let truck drivers work remotely using VR.
#gigadgets #5g #iot #virtualreality #ev