yawonag

Gamer and Sad

[yawonag @yawonag]

My 12 followers are gay

[yawonag @yawonag]

@bearnurse Big pussy was my friend, don’t make me relive this.

[The Rizzler @Da_Rizzler419]

Spider-Man Brand New Day is Rizz Approved!🤫🤔🕷️🕸️

[yawonag @yawonag]

@bearnurse They took two of the three umbilical cords from you… you’ll never get your life’s true ending….

[krimbo @fuckasparagus]

no no no no no no no no fuck no no fuck please no fuck please no please don't let it be true please no no fuck no no no no no no

[yawonag @yawonag]

Getting black mold poisoning from my own unwashed white person dreads

[SmekkyLivesAgain @SmekkyBoybutGal]

This the shit that was in the briefcase in pulp fiction

[Jeremy Monjo @JeremyMonjo]

Trying to finish off The Bear. They're always doing some Evangelion level freakout over being out of tomatoes. Settle down. You can find them in most grocery stores

[yawonag @yawonag]

@bearnurse Thinking of showing my butthole to your tongue

[yawonag @yawonag]

Squirt is earwax

[yawonag @yawonag]

Trying to convince patients that I can only draw blood well on the penis

[yawonag @yawonag]

Do my fingers always have to smell like my butt?

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

My buddy: Can I borrow a notebook
Me: Sure what kind
My buddy: College ruled
Me: I know man but focus

[josh @joshypooper]

did you hear about the guy who dunked his balls in glitter? pretty nuts

[tyler @bearnurse]

We deserve every bad thing that happens to us

[brine walsh @BrineWalsh]

Got away killing so many people that weekend. No one was paying attention

[yawonag @yawonag]

@bearnurse Woah bro that’s a family recipe and you didn’t even credit us??? My blood will strike back… you wait

[yawonag @yawonag]

@bearnurse Too many spelling errors, I won’t be liking this post.

[tyler @bearnurse]

Gen Z Memento be like JOHN G GRAPED AND UNALIVED MY SITUATIONSHIP