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🦇🔊 ultrasound money. Buy at the top, sell at the bottom.

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@BashirAhmaad This is good. It beats mass wedding.

[Chrome @googlechrome]

Someone’s gotta say it: it’s time to break up with the same password you’ve been using since you were in middle school.

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@Suhail No, Elon benefits from this because it hurts his enemies OAI and Anth. I think he has accepted that XAI cannot outperform the others so best course is to focus on AI infra while shitting on his competitors.

[Jason Smith - 上官杰文 @ShangguanJiewen]

While the US debates whether to solve homelessness or not, these are the next generation of school blackboards in China🇨🇳.

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🤣🤣🤣 ICPC cannot name who forfeited the land in the entire long statement.

[ICPC Nigeria @icpcnigeria]

The land recovered by ICPC is large enough to cover about 39 standard football pitches.

Instead of remaining tied to an alleged fraud, it is now being returned to its original purpose.

Full story here: https://t.co/TPJ4LQFpkT

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Since Buhari closed the border to “help Nigerian farmers,” the huge export market to Nigerian neighbors for FMCGs has never recovered. I don’t know if it will ever recover.

[Nigerian Stocks on Bamboo @ngnstx]

Unilever Nigeria currently sits on a massive cash reserve of ₦97.1 billion (with over ₦58 billion locked in fixed deposits).

Interest income earned on these reserves (₦6.5 billion) dwarf their total export revenues across West/East Africa (₦2.7 billion) for H1 2026!

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So the problem is with the law granting sweeping powers on fccpc to regulate airtime lending licensing.

[Smart👨‍💻 | Software Engineer @smartnakamoura]

FCCPC just won a court case that puts Nigeria’s ₦400bn+ digital lending industry back under its thumb and MTN, Airtel, and every loan app in the country just felt it.

Here’s what actually happened.👇

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@muriq2003 @FIFAWorldCup Really weird.

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The things Nigerian politicians say with their mouths would land a politician in serious trouble in another country.

[Sulaiman Uwaisu Idris @KafinHausaa]

One thing I admire about the Farmer Governor is his boldness.

"In 2019, when Governor Abubakar Sani Bello was campaigning, not a single Senator, House of Representatives member, or State Assembly member from Niger State joined him. I was the only one who did, and I used my own money to campaign for him.

In appreciation, he encouraged me to contest for the position of Speaker. However, he later called the National Chairman of our party and told him that Niger State was not behind me. He betrayed me and turned against me. Did I become bitter? No.

I continued to pursue my ambitions. Before the election, we were told that everyone who voted should show the Governor their ballot so he could confirm they had not voted against me. But after I left that place, I held no grudge against anyone. I forgave and moved on.

Later, the Maritime Committee, which I belonged to, they also told the Speaker to remove me from the committee because they believed I would become too powerful in the state. Yet, God is truly the Greatest. Instead, I was appointed to the Committee on Integration and Cooperation.

That was where my breakthrough came. I went from handling $10 million to managing over $100 million. I built relationships with leaders across Africa, and that is why, when I contested, nobody financed my campaign. I did it with my own resources."

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@UKCraigP @nasdaily Who cares?

[Paul Graham @paulg]

The danger of continuing to act like a third world country is that you might actually become one.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

When I heard about Senator Graham’s death last night, the first thing I thought about was not all the things he said and did in service of Donald Trump. I thought of the time before Donald Trump when he was a brother to Senator John McCain.

A time when senators from different parties could fight about politics and still be friends. A time when a conservative Republican from South Carolina could say of my father: “If you can’t admire Joe Biden as a person, you’ve got a problem. He’s the nicest person I’ve ever met in politics. As good a man as God ever created.”

That is the Senator Graham I will remember today. Not because I have forgotten what came after. Because in that memory there is hope. Hope for a country where brothers can fight like hell over policy and still share a meal, and a laugh, and the loss of the people they love.

I will choose to remember the time before Trump. Because I believe in an America after Trump.

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@AirtelNigeria This service has been down for nearly a week now. Shouldn’t you be fixing it instead of trying to get more customers?

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@KareemReal Happy birthday, Abdulkareem. 50-year-old men don’t look like 50-year-olds anymore. Have a blast and continue to look young.

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@ImadeIyamu @Eloka51 Nowadays, people become journalists because they want land allocation in Abuja.

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@elnathan_john 😂 The same think tank invented Alhaji’s N1.5m pool and Remi Tinuke’s supporting kulikuli/akara grant.

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@DrJoeAbah lol. I remember Omojuwa abusing you.

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@saratu Every journalist wants or has received a plot of land in Abuja. To hell with enterprising.

[Penfold @remiopakunle]

The explanation in this thread would have been valid but for the following:
1. MDAs, especially newly created ones, are required to submit the CTC of the gazette establishing them to the CBN as part of the mandatory documentation to open ...../1

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@AbangMercy The difference between these guys and Dangote is that this demand will spur them to innovate better ACs.