curse of dad (5e)

His home has been infested by zombies. Upon further inquiry, the zombies are asking for help.
(he / him)

[curse of dad (5e) @yayben]

Wife: "Oh I read this thing that was funny"
Me: "oh, was it a joke?"
Wife:
Me: *starts laughing at how much of a stupid ass I am*
Wife:
Me: *crying with laughter*
Wife: *beats me to death & refuses to tell me what the funny thing was*

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@RVAwonk Just a daily reminder that while governments can be good or bad, corporations have to be constantly forced to do the bare minimum.

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@KEdwardK @Ellethevillain He also did "scary adult" in a way that didn't suggest "can't trust this person around kids"

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@fossilizedsaps @rup31 @doctorow Are you saying that people have the right to guns but not shelter? Because that is absolutely incoherent.

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@doctabishi @tpwrtrmnky @KatyMontgomerie It's already documented that even cis men can lactate in certain circumstances, cases going back over a hundred years. Even if you're trying to be transphobic this is a nonsensical fight to pick.

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@xYAHx28 @gothspiderbitch They've replaced a bad guess with a more educated one, which is not the same as knowing the answer

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@bandiiyy Back in the carrying cash era,I hated carrying coins so much that I built up like $30 of silver coins that my housemate later purchased from me to use in parking meters

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@crikey_news @tanya_plibersek @BernardKeane Far out I guess we just need to explain to the atmosphere that this particular pollution is for a totally different purpose, I'm sure the atmosphere will comp this one for us, amazing argument

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@britishmuseum I struggle to understand how this could possibly be considered unintentional. This apology barely takes responsibility, and continues to fail to name the translator. Please give it another try.

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@Nymphomachy @nataliesqrl Ursa minors

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@jewish_activist I thought I wanted context, I was mistaken

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@_wintersoldier7 @Sarahrain68 @AriDrennen @jordarooski @MikeMaOfficial This is a feeble line to take, we use words based on their current meaning, not on their origin.

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@ReaperZ23343316 @DavidSoulsby11 @PaulsenDp @Tatarigami_UA You are having an argument about something which was already mentioned in the original thread

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@KiennaS It's not a very good picture but I caught this little mouse that was in my kitchen and released it at a nice spot near a river

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@Davo55061519 @hierobadge Racists and homophobes have always claimed to have genuine concerns about the subjects of their hate. It is directly comparable.

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@LFCCurry @cursedbitmap @Fey_Fatale @Neviticus1 @StopTweetingMia The classics of any era are going to be better than the majority of films from any era. That's what it means to say they are classics.

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@HowVeryEri @SpuddRobinson "Listen to your mummy" <thwp>

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@ChaosKittyEm Okay aand now we've reached the edge of the page QUICKLY FLIP 34 PAGES BACKWARDS

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@epistemophagy Nice to meet you, Isabelle Problematic Problematic Peterson, Jordan Penisaypenisal Moreton

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@mmaier2112 @Badass4Mothers @NoahShachtman That's laughably far from the truth, so are you a liar or are you just wrong?

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@LUKUASZ @KateronaBiscuit Trans people were in those same camps for the same reason.