stephanie

just a duplo kind of gal

[stephanie @yaystephy]

what am i doing now!!! im eating cheese!!!!!!!

[stephanie @yaystephy]

@jamesacowling Kinda chic to be cursed by my soda

[stephanie @yaystephy]

@jamesacowling this is a great face

[stephanie @yaystephy]

how many no u-turn signs can you miss before you should reup on lasik

[stephanie @yaystephy]

don’t eat nuts right before you brush your teeth

[stephanie @yaystephy]

quiche is the bomb dot com

[stephanie @yaystephy]

you know you’re the most beta on the dance floor when you start your groove in the middle but always end up smooshed against the bathroom door 😞

[stephanie @yaystephy]

@jamesacowling i stand proudly with Birds of the Bay

[stephanie @yaystephy]

today i realized i have frail little bird hands that don’t need to do the dishes because birds don’t have dishes

[stephanie @yaystephy]

@utopastac oh my!!!

[stephanie @yaystephy]

just keep swiveling my head in erratic directions 🦉

[stephanie @yaystephy]

this is not even like watching a train wreck where you know where to look

[stephanie @yaystephy]

@mstem I FEEL IT YESIREE

[stephanie @yaystephy]

i want to propose to everyone who’s ever massaged my head… so mostly a long illustrious line of hairdressers

[stephanie @yaystephy]

ive been away and i just remembered i had plants and im in a cold sweat

[stephanie @yaystephy]

@LaurenItow 1. get shoes from driveway
2. buy discount baggage allowance
3. move bar
4. move car
5. move car, real

[stephanie @yaystephy]

@LaurenItow mine are all very incredibly hyperspecific one-times tasks that i then reuse and get confused when the alarm goes off

[stephanie @yaystephy]

i need a little bib attachment for tears

[parker lyons @tweetsbyparker]

i just hope it fits

[stephanie @yaystephy]

can iphone alarms only be set at a singular bloodcurdling volume 😩

[stephanie @yaystephy]

handwriting is reaalll intimate like you’re just staring directly at thoughts being born