princess jasmine

pants are an illusion and so is death

[swizzle parker @lethelampburn]

#whoremembers

[Fish ΘΔ @algae_fish]

Tech bros do not deserve san francisco give that shit back to the queers

[𝒓𝒂𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒍🪉 @ceredemonials]

gnt já é old q instagram é uma rede social de vc para vc, quem vai ver 20 fotos do meu carrossel? eu msma. quem vai olhar meus stories? eu. quem vai apreciar a minutagem perfeita da música que eu escolhi? eu

[all the best, arianna @virtualjew]

hit em where it hurts

[MobiLibrarian @MobiLibrarian]

Get any physical book from a library or thrift shop. Have your kid read one chapter. Have them write by hand one paragraph about what they read. Talk about it with them. Your kid is now destined for the top 10% in the future. The bar is low & getting lower.

[🍌 ❀ @oliviasbanana]

I stand firm in the belief that there is literary crisis right now because why is THIS so many people’s wedding songs

[Sera🧚🏽‍♂️ ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚❀༉‧ @phoenixkcals]

you treat him like he the prize

me? i treat him like he disgusting.

he lyin to me and im lyin to him

FUCK IT guess we both ain’t shit!!!!

[princess jasmine @yazzapoo]

wolf like me is one of my most played songs this year so imagine my glee when the fucking spiderman movie opens with the song

[Hope @TheGhostOfHope]

Dare I say Brand New Day has the best Hulk scene we’ve gotten in god knows how many years????

[টaara🕷️ @taarafilms]

i am so lucky to have grown up with tom holland’s spider-man

[dee saw spider-man brand new day x12 @inyourloveland]

we need to stop with the tom holland can’t act allegations because there was about 30 minutes straight during brand new day where i was worried he needs to be on suicide watch

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

The cyclist is a disarming evil; he possesses all the arrogance of the driver with all the victim complex of a pedestrian

[bug girl @buggirl]

y’all are letting american individualism melt your fucking brains oh my god hearing a baby cry while you’re getting coffee is not going to end your life. it’s part of being outside. in public. where people are. babies are people btw

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

stalking her spotify playlists on the desktop version and looking at each date a song was added and cross referencing it with my own perceived timeline of events then analyzing the data and making assumptions that are probably incorrect because idk i have a lot of issues

[ally - bnd spoilers 𖣠 ✩₊˚.⋆ 🕸️ ⋆⁺₊✧ @marvelsnoopy]

knowing I will be watching spiderman: brand new day at the end of the week is what's going to get me through it

[Aaron 🦦 @nonameoptions]

Odysseus and his crew after pissing off Zeus

[linda @itgirlbackup]

Styling (by Tabitha Simmons) so impeccable I genuinely can't stop thinking about this

[Mia !! 👻 @luvksminnie]

just read that someone visiting america had chilis chipotle and canes within the same day do u know u have 5 minutes

[the grinch @WALKEDH0ME]

obsessed w how she ruined the vibe

[princess jasmine @yazzapoo]

gege akutami now that his number one enemy is eliminated #jjk236