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[ybba @ybbamcd]

A guy saw me by my car struggling to carry a large box and offered to help me carry it up to my apartment. I said “no I got it” and he asked again after he clearly saw I didn’t ‘have it’. But does he think imma have him know where I live??
Not today, Joe Goldberg.

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

ban it from showing the people i went to high school with what they’d look like as a cartoon character too while you’re at it

[Himberly @himbo_anonymous]

To gag an entire cocktail party after announcing that New York is dead

[Shelby Jo 🥄 @pastureangel]

i literally stood up like a man watching the super bowl when they announced dylan was safe #DWTS

[★ sagittarius★ @nikola_minik]

Not a single 10 for Elaine #DWTS

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

I love the Irwins because they have American evangelical energy except their religion is conservation and crocodiles

[kaitlyn🛸 @fearlesskait]

“Every eldest daughter was the first lamb to the slaughter/ so we all dressed up as wolves” #TSTheLifeOfaShowgirl

[ems 🫧 @atotalposer]

THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALLED THE MINI CROSSWORD

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

heard HR say if ur late to work tomorrow bc u got the first snack wrap at 10:31am ur good

[venus exalted @thegentledyke]

when they make a Hate Island somebody link me

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

hitting the notify anyway button

[august grace⸆⸉❤️‍🔥 @goldenageempire]

“i asked gr0k” “i asked chatgpt” well i asked the traffic lights and they said “i don’t know”

[jen 🍅 @jenrara]

trying to read that taylor swift letter on mobile

[maybe: larky 🌿 @ofthemisery]

taylor tomorrow:

[Reen 🐝 @LittleMsShipper]

fork found in kitchen

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Never seen better marketing in my life

[Netflix @netflix]

This movie is coming to Netflix tomorrow!

[maria @westsidesorry]

“i'm so hungry i could eat lucy gray baird”

[tatum villanueva @ayeitstatum]

You know who didn’t say I love you to both women? #TheBachelor

[kathleen @kathleen_hanley]

litia the second grant said it wasn’t her #TheBachelor

[🧜🏼‍♀️🐚 molly ꧂• ༻ @mkwest1005]

i’ll be honest i didn’t know men could even read. next you’ll be telling me they can write too