Formerly D4db33f3r

Mick Chiggen, Fortnite pro, 48th president of The United States of America

[Formerly D4db33f3r @ybnfart]

Reaching in my left pocket for keys but I forgot that’s where I keep my backup spaghetti

[Formerly D4db33f3r @ybnfart]

@drwilburnmd Dr. Wilburn signature dox 👀

[Formerly D4db33f3r @ybnfart]

@SleeperSacKings Shut up I don’t care at all

[Formerly D4db33f3r @ybnfart]

The lion does not concern himself with HR mandated sexual harassment counseling

[Eddie Lacy @Lil_Eazy_Ana_42]

I can't stop thinking bout eating China food....smh :(

[Formerly D4db33f3r @ybnfart]

I can’t tonight I’m on my boy period

[Formerly D4db33f3r @ybnfart]

@bowlofspinch I’m prepared to offer 5 dollars for 1% equity in all future dinners

[Formerly D4db33f3r @ybnfart]

Seen at DFW airport. I don’t want to be around anymore

[Formerly D4db33f3r @ybnfart]

Telling Amish people fake stuff like Australia is gone and Oprah came out as demisexual

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

[catcher jogs out to pitcher's mound] hey man what wine pairs best with salmon

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

help

[Formerly D4db33f3r @ybnfart]

@arch4life123 #letsgetthatworm

[Formerly D4db33f3r @ybnfart]

That bitch ass ice age squirrel:

[Alex @midsmoker34]

I think I’m addicted to finding a way to go and get it

[Formerly D4db33f3r @ybnfart]

Im doing eugenics and gerrymandering in my sims world

[Formerly D4db33f3r @ybnfart]

@practicalgolf Nuclear warfare holocaust

[Formerly D4db33f3r @ybnfart]

My love language is Yiddish

[Formerly D4db33f3r @ybnfart]

Screaming at my flight attendant because her carbon footprint is ruining the world

[Formerly D4db33f3r @ybnfart]

@tee_aych_cee Idk if I should laugh or fart

[Formerly D4db33f3r @ybnfart]

Sengun plays like he’s in pain from his botched BBL

[Formerly D4db33f3r @ybnfart]

Just got diagnosed as bald and it’s terminal

[Formerly D4db33f3r @ybnfart]

Nothings better than 70 year old Roger goodell getting booed for 4 hours and punched in the chest by like 20 dudes