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Here for good vibes.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

My dad gave me one piece of advice that has lasted me a lifetime. “If you ever find yourself in a room of smart people, shut up and listen, you might learn something.”

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Bernardo Silva: "So guys, when I was at AS Monaco I won a foul by cheating [vs Manchester City] John Stones called me a little soft c*nt. That was the start of our relationship."

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

A girl can have 8 boyfriends but still make you feel like you are the only one. That's the talent Satan gave them.

[KOT OCS👮👮 @WaruiJohn2]

Bruno Fernandes shines at the World Cup and helps Portugal and the goat win the World Cup

We will start comparing him with Iniesta, let alone KDB

We will be very shameless

[Dr Penking™ @drpenking]

Bournemouth chairman Bill Foley claims Man City deliberately lost to Ast. Villa to deny Bournemouth a UCL spot next season. 😂

[EDGAR @edgarwabwire_]

Does your mother have men best friends? If not where are you getting that nonsense from?

[Baron Cohen Ke🇰🇪 @cohen_baron2]

Another life hack ni hufai kuzoeana sana na Bibi ya mtu

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

“Look at your age mates” — this statement has pushed many people into unhealthy relationships, marriages, prisons, and hospitals. Be careful! Run your own race. Walk your own path. Be yourself. The world will always adjust.

[KOT OCS👮👮 @WaruiJohn2]

Ferguson left EPL in 2013 as a winner

Pep Guardiola left City in 2026 as loser

Lanes please

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

You can be veryyyyy popular at your workplace , but trust me, if you're fired today, no one from work will call you after 1 week. Avoid gossip. Don't brag. Do your job. Get paid. Go home! Period!!!

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Not all relationships will lead to marriage, some will just help you discover new music.

[Eric @amerix]

One day, you will pay school fees, hospital bills, and salaries.

You will stay awake calculating figures while others sleep peacefully.

It is the day you will realize your father carried a weight you never understood.

Now it is your turn,

The burden is heavy, but it is SACRED.

Your FATHER carried it, now carry it for your son.

[Kestin @keskanana]

Sai ata uniambie unalala njaa wee lala tu hamlipi madeni

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

Being broke as a man and not expecting money from anyone or anywhere is the darkest place a man can be.

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Women be looking beautiful and classy out there untill you approach them and know them in person. Miserable humans hana ata chakula.

[𝐌𝐳𝐢𝐳a🍋‍🟩 @Mziza_23]

Chini ya maji we turning 30s na hakuna mtu anataka kuongelelea hiyo story

[Pablo 🎱 @supuypweza]

Anyone who connects you to make money is automatically family. That shit is rare!!

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

The longer you go without someone, the more you realise you don't need them as bad as you thought you did.

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🇫🇷 🇸🇳 🇵🇹 @kafangi]

A young bachelor who is expecting a visit from his girlfriend at night hears even the footsteps of the spirits.

~Luo proverb.