lyd

is that a ketchup bottle?

[lyd @ydlwidl]

@ALWYSWNADIE This is criminally insane <3

[The 1975 TH @the1975_thteam]

The 1975 — Halloween Show, Pittsburgh, 2016

#The1975 #Halloween

[Paris Hilton @ParisHilton]

11:11 ✨

[lyd @ydlwidl]

in 10 years we all look back at the early '20s and be appalled at the volume of lip filler that plagued our people

[lyd @ydlwidl]

@hourIyhoroscope shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. fine.

[lyd @ydlwidl]

them: are you named after Lydia from the bible?
me:

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Somehow, we never have enough money for health care, education, or housing, but always have more than enough money for a bloated and wasteful Defense Department that cannot even pass an independent audit. It’s time to change our national priorities NOW.

[lyd @ydlwidl]

"I don't believe in eugenics but I do believe Jeeple are lesser humans."

[Ceo of mike faist @alanaslynchian]

PLEASE

[nicolle 🇭🇳🍅 @itnicolle]

If he was a waiter at a restaurant and a group of older women were there he would walk up and say “they didn’t tell me there was a 21st birthday happening” and they would eat it up and tip him 30%

[lyd @ydlwidl]

@judithbreath the pickles have never seen the party we will bring

[lyd @ydlwidl]

are we really okay with Musk and Zuckerberg monopolizing social media like this somebody DO SOMETHING!!!!!

[lyd @ydlwidl]

"What'd you do? set pops off in the woods?"
"No, we were doing quarters on the field."

[lyd @ydlwidl]

"The Barbie movie comes out the same weekend of Picklesburgh."
"Oh man. July is gonna be crazy."

[lyd @ydlwidl]

texting your ex at 10:45pm is a really good way to show them you're totally normal and not at all obsessive

[CHLOÉ HAPPE @bronzeageshawty]

The arc of a girls life is long but it always bends towards sitting in a room watching boys play video games

[Andrew McCutchen @TheCUTCH22]

Furries

[Orny Adams @Ornyadams]

What's going on with Q-Tips? @Qtips

[lyd @ydlwidl]

going to start tweeting about all minor inconveniences #maketwitterfunagain