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#valentinesday : nothing two beers and the West Wing can't cure! Woo! #sorkinismyboyfriend #myboyfriendsanass when I say #boyfriendimeanbeer

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Well that's the third hole in the butt of these pants. Guess its time to make shorts! #diyfashion #cutoffcargoshortsrule

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@SophTara right? Like I find my knowledge of Greek gods and enthusiasm for prehistoric studies are wildly more substantial talking points

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Just bought We're Back and corndogs. Target trip success #dinosaurs #dinosaurfood #ydontboyslikeme

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@robinbissell threre should be a no hobos rule at work #hobodiscrimination

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I have a sweet shorts tan AND a sweet socks tan. #readyforsummer

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Shower beer #necessary #hoboshowers

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I jave no reason to hash tag hobos...#hobos

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47 days kids.

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Hmm summer, guess I'll have to start shaving my arm pits again. #fuckinsucks

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Those bloody yanks laughing at my fascinater. Blimey, you're well rude, its the #royalwedding today after all!

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Do they sell pez candies on their own? My #yoda pez dispenser is runnin low

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Now a question of morals: is it wrong to not tell the guy in front of me on the subway that when I coughed my gum landed in his hair?

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Ran three blocks to get a charger for my computer at work in order to finish the last ten minutes of the Tudors season 2 finale. Worth it.

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Backstrett Boys AND Hanson?! Best 21st birthday ever!

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Success! Finished the entire series of #arresteddevelopment in 2 weeks! New record.

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Late for work because I had to watch #community #parksandrec and #30rock this morning instead of showering and getting ready.

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The best way to celebrate #stpatricksday is definitely soberly watching Lord of the Dance 3D and then Riverdance clips on Youtube.

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#idesofmarch beware of Romans

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#wesoexcited even though it's only Tuesday