⟢ ｡*ﾟ.*. dizzyy b

🩹💕♠️

[Grace Auta @graceauta101_]

Men’s wandering dicks crash economies and their fragile egos start wars, but somehow women are still “too emotional” to lead. The irony is fucking hilarious.

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

[Flipping a tarot card] Ahh, the Return of the Mack

[⟢ ｡*ﾟ.*. dizzyy b @ydzilla]

You’re fucked. And if u believe that, you’re fucked.

[Jö$h @JoshKing2]

live laugh love a lunatic

[A J🥷 @jeremiah_ahmed]

even on bad terms, that's still my hoe

[HOSHIUMI SZN @hoshiumisexy]

its so fucked up how crochet tutorials are literally like: step 1 make a slip knot. step 2 do the triple homo back loop front loop doop da doop boopity snoop super granny lace leaf stitch 420 look ma no hands we the best hook music secret style tunisian no jutsu slamp dunk like

[sky van dyke ✨ @faeggotangel]

polysecure and body positive 2pac: that's why i fucked your bitch, you fat motherfucker 🧡

[trevy @chillextremist]

Just saw a 60-something year old with a vape. Reminder that it’s never too late to achieve your dreams

[⟢ ｡*ﾟ.*. dizzyy b @ydzilla]

To reinforce the foundation n keep it #solid

[Jàmié @Jamie_innt]

What's the point of preaching your message to people that already believe what you believe

[fortune @wrennybaby]

Niggas be mad at me for having my emotions under control, niggas be mad at me for flying off the handle, cant do SHET!

[🂱 @laylology]

My bitch so bad she doth teach the torches to burn bright

[sk @onlyskp1]

I'm balancing feral tendercies and intellectual pursuits

[Shauna Crook @ShaunaCrook13]

This is my Twitter.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
*finger guns*
*wink*

[Keitho @keith_saunders]

One thing that has always perplexed me is where are the mamarazzi?

[derpywatch @durpeehooves]

You at a party and a dude whip his cock out and another dude responds "Ayo keep that big meaty thing away from me!" Who you more mad at

[kamikaze🐉 @kingKerubo]

Being sober doesn’t make you morally superior.
Character is demonstrated by how you treat people, not simply by what you abstain from.
You can be a sober piece of shit

[Walmart Bill Hwang @WalmartHwang]

Ridiculous that I now have to consider how Horny a CEO is when investing in a company

[letlhogonolo @mx_mokgoroane]

I want more for us. More tenderness. More room to be imperfect and still deserving of care. You don’t have to like someone to allow them their humanity. Sometimes that means choosing not to join in when everyone else is laughing.

[Whisper @Wispynu_]

I cracked a joke with my therapist and she sighed then started writing in her notebook

The bich trynna steal my joke

[Dead poets colony @yours_stupidly]

“people speak of hope as if it is this delicate , ephemeral thing , made of whispers and spider’s webs. It’s not. Hope has dirt on her face, blood on her knuckles, the grit of the cobblestones in her hair, and just spat out a tooth as she rises for another go."

-not mine