G

I dunno m8 tbh

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

Two years ago today Richard Madeley went full Alan Partridge on GMB

[Alex @AGreenberg22]

OKAY SO HIS ARM WAS OUT SLIGHTLY, BUT IT WAS JUST A SMALL GESTURE TO THE DEFENDER BEHIND HIM. AND IT HIT HIS ARMPIT, NOT HIS ARM. THEN THEY CHANGED THE FREAKING RULE THE NEXT SEASON. TOO LATE. COST US THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE. I WILL NEVER FORGIVE SADIO MANE.

[𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™ @Devon_OnEarth]

Its all going really well in the UK at the moment

[helena riley @freshhel]

Nachos are so lovely you get to dig around…make choices..learn about yourself and others

[harvey @H4RVEYJACK]

everytime I come to london my mates will say some shit like “get the pinkersmith line to banana & dolphin and then you can change onto the dinkerdonk line to splooge street” and expect me to understand what the hell they’re talking about

[Andrea More @amore_orless]

doing my affirmations

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

🌈

[leevy skeevy 𝙀𝙉𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙉𝙏𝙀𝘿 (+2) @casseroleboy]

Best video I’ve seen in years

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

Im not worried about nuclear fallout because I really think Id come into my own and emerge as a natural leader/warrior. Maybe a lot of ppl think that but they’re wrong, they’ll be pushing a trolley of cans through the desert and muttering to themselves. You can’t fight destiny.

[Zeus⚡️ @Zeus1882x]

Its Ben Davies world we just live in it

[• dave ellis • @fullback03]

If Moura ever leaves this club it’s as a legend.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is 'corrump' (14th century): to destroy something morally, or bring it down to nothing.

[George Monbiot @GeorgeMonbiot]

#RegenesisFact 14: In the UK, fruit and vegetables are out of the reach of millions – they’re just too expensive. Remember, from a previous thread: a healthy diet costs five times as much as one that’s merely adequate in terms of calories.
So what do we do about it? 🧵

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

Seen a lot of the usual suspects criticising the jubilee the last few days but what these people fail to appreciate is that many young people will be watching these celebrations and be inspired to go on and become royalty themselves. 🇬🇧

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

i think they’re being overly optimistic regarding the canine literacy rate

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

As always, we must celebrate McLovin day.

[Employee Tears @EmployeeTears]

I don't know about y'all, but I don't have any more passwords left in me.