social chris-tancing

Proud owner of a tongue coming to a landmark near you.

[social chris-tancing @yeahimwright]

@DehPMx1 Zamboni it

[social chris-tancing @yeahimwright]

@DehPMx1 Just hit the button and then elevators are up, that's how they work

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i do not know. how to do my taxes

[social chris-tancing @yeahimwright]

Pfizer storing vaccine vs. Johnson and Johnson storing vaccine:

[Relly Relle @14_REdZoNe]

Vegetarian shrimp

[social chris-tancing @yeahimwright]

"A new COVID strain has been found in New York."

The strain:

[chriscjackson on Bluesky @ChrisCJackson]

“Guess who can still tweet motherfuc-”

[social chris-tancing @yeahimwright]

Found out that neither the pumpkin nor the shredded cheese my mom gives the dog at dinner is organic, so I’ll be calling animal services tonight to stop this abuse.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

It’s my Roomba’s birthday so I’m bringing him to the beach and I’m just gonna let him go crazy

[social chris-tancing @yeahimwright]

I had no idea how true this would become.

[social chris-tancing @yeahimwright]

The calendar now that January is finally over

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At this point "dressing up" just means my mask kind of matches my outfit

[social chris-tancing @yeahimwright]

68 degrees in New York means one person is wearing nothing but running shorts and the person next to them has already broken out the fur-lined parka

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

maybe sky just dortito flavor blastered?

[social chris-tancing @yeahimwright]

I don't know why laundering money is such a big deal in movies, I accidentally left a $5 bill in my pocket during the wash and it came out fine?

[social chris-tancing @yeahimwright]

NYC gyms and museums can start to open on Monday, so I'm finally able to proudly announce that I only lit myself on fire once during the quarantine.

[social chris-tancing @yeahimwright]

@fast Y'all know I need some new @birddogs shorts

[social chris-tancing @yeahimwright]

@fast @lululemon far and away, need new "work" attire.

[social chris-tancing @yeahimwright]

Much like Batman, I do what I can to clean up the streets of my city. Unlike Batman, I don’t have access to the fun gadgets.

[social chris-tancing @yeahimwright]

Quarantine day ?? might become a DJ