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I just want to give you a bit of an insight into the Saturday afternoon team.

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Damn, if only there were some stairs I could walk down in this exact location while the escalator isn’t working

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@le_schalk @Acyn Cringing so much to the point I’ve imploded

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@le_schalk @ufcolin As I understand it Lil Jon is now the vice president

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Little known fact: standing right at the edge of the baggage carousel makes your bag come out faster.

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The two week repechage window is open again

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Really glad to be be able to say “repechage” again after a 5 year hiatus

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The best part about staying at an Airbnb is pouring oil down the sink

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This is what custom jerseys were made for

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[someone telling me something extremely uninteresting]
hmmm… interesting

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Thinking about how prominent the American Airline branding is in Home Alone 2 - they surely sponsored the movie - yet the film shows nothing but their grossly incompetent security and boarding procedures, allowing a child to become “Lost in New York”

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Dislocating my shoulder and requiring season ending surgery with how hard I’m waving a towel at the end of the bench.

[Bobby Marks @BobbyMarks42]

The big winner tonight in the IST are players on Two-Way Contracts:

🏀IND: Kendall Brown, Oscar Tshiebwe, Isaiah Wong

🏀LAL: Alex Fudge, D'Moi Hodge, Colin Castleton

Each player has a $559,782 contract that is guaranteed for $279,891.

Winning team: $250K

Losing team: $100K

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Shaq: We shook ourselves asleep every night. Blood on the cracked dash of a Pontiac. Blood in the cracks, blood in the vents. Blood pouring out the exhaust as we threw it in drive. Four hands on the wheel and no past to remember.

Chuck: I know yo big ass ain’t fit in no Pontiac

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Spotify’s new “AI DJ” feature is really cool if you want to listen to music you already have on other playlists, interspersed with someone you didn’t ask to talk in between them

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What a terrible end to a terrible tournament. Boomers never looked convincing for a minute of this thing.

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@Kinna39 Accessories and trim that serve no functional purpose but increase price? Pushing it…

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Would never willingly hire a tradie who drives a RAM/F-150/giant US truck. Overcharges, more money than sense. Avoid. Also wouldn’t hire one who drove a Great Wall/Haval Chinese one. Poor quality work, too cheap. Late model Hilux or similar has to be the Goldilocks of tradie utes

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I might be a little weird like this, so please don’t judge but something I like to do to unwind after a long week on a Friday afternoon is enjoy an ice cold beer

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British people pronouncing tacos as “tackos” is honestly the most horrifying thing in the world

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An underrated aspect of being on holiday in a new place is seeing the different gas stations. It’s called what? And the colours are red and green? Just absurd. How exotic.

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This weather is so lovely but it’s probably just global warming isn’t it

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My thoughts on Barbie? Didn’t see it. My thoughts on Oppenheimer? Also didn’t see it. Who knows, maybe next weekend.