Cole

Come one, come all, to Morrison's Olde-Fashioned Tweet Emporium, est. 2014

[Cole @yeahsooooooo]

@Treccani The second problem is the user interface. Why is this purple banner so large?? Why is this ad so large?? I'm at 100% zoom. I just want to see definitions 😭

[Cole @yeahsooooooo]

@Treccani Ciao! Sorry for using English but I'm an Italian learner, and Treccani is my favorite dictionary. However, the changes you made a few months ago make the (desktop) website harder to use.

[Cole @yeahsooooooo]

@Treccani The first problem is that I only want to type a word, press "enter", and see the definition under "Vocabolario". Not "Sinonimi" or a page of search results. I *always* want to see the definition. It currently sends me to "Enciclopedia"!! 👎👎👎

[Cole @yeahsooooooo]

@Cruise It's after 11 pm and one of your cars is outside my building beeping for its passenger 😐 Same thing happened last week

[Cole @yeahsooooooo]

@Google The tone your Roku app plays on startup is deafeningly loud and shakes my apartment, even on lower volumes! Please change it!

[Cole @yeahsooooooo]

@Shutterfly Your website is broken! I've been uploading the same photo over and over and it's not getting put on my card. I can see the photo but not interact with it. Endless loading wheel on the "Shutterfly" photos tab. I'll have to go with another company.

[Cole @yeahsooooooo]

@erinlynne_ I still wear a shirt I got for 2€ at Pull & Bear in 2013 👀

[Cole @yeahsooooooo]

Here's an idea: if I'm put in a group chat with 20 unknown numbers and one shares a link, that's spam. @Google @Apple

[Cole @yeahsooooooo]

I dreamed that I got drunk and spent $223 on the Joann Fabric website

[Cole @yeahsooooooo]

I see these two everywhere I go. I hope they are well.

[Cole @yeahsooooooo]

Morrison's Law: if something funny was "written by an algorithm", the creator is lying.

[Cole @yeahsooooooo]

You know it's a good beanie when you take it off and it looks like your head was in a panini press

[Cole @yeahsooooooo]

Those video editing classes were worth it just to make this

[Cole @yeahsooooooo]

I want to follow accounts that don't overwhelm you with endless Content but that's exactly what algorithms refuse to show you 😬

[Cole @yeahsooooooo]

This is the FIRST item on a list of gifts under $50 👀

[Cole @yeahsooooooo]

"You're esoteric, but you're also a basic bitch twink"

[Cole @yeahsooooooo]

Obviously

[Cole @yeahsooooooo]

We have *not* reached Peak Millennial

[Cole @yeahsooooooo]

I want to hit this with a shovel so bad

[Cole @yeahsooooooo]

This is good observational humor. Please just take my word for it

[Cole @yeahsooooooo]

Instagram quilters are like "6 more days until my Eureka pattern drops!" and then the pattern is 3 squares and a triangle on a solid background