•jKf•

⚢ | passion ≫ silence.

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

Most men are gay. They're literally gay. Because they don't really like us women. Our natural bodies, they think it's gross. Our interests, they think it's cringe. Spending time with us, they think it's like a responsibility. And if a guy has a girlfriend, and instead of date night with her, he genuinely wants to be with the boys, and he feels it's a punishment that he can't spend time with his boys, he doesn't really like her. So I genuinely think most men are gay but they haven't figured it out because being gay is like also too feminine for them and they don't like feminine things.

[•jKf• @yeahthatjess]

@TalkTalk Hi Andy,

An engineer never came to my ‘go live’ date. I need a new master socket. I’m being charged but I’m yet to have any broadband or phone line. I think I’d rather cancel my contract at this point.

[•jKf• @yeahthatjess]

@Hertz Please can you check your emails? I’m awaiting a response and refund after you charged me twice. This isn’t acceptable.

[•jKf• @yeahthatjess]

I don’t understand why @BBCNews are reporting seaweed on a beach? Why are we LIVE in Weymouth reporting on SEAWEED on a BEACH? Do southerners not understand this concept? I’m so confused.

[•jKf• @yeahthatjess]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 9 Oct 2013 (via @twi_age).

[CCW license - 46 states @skinny_que]

Suddenly everybody understands “my body, my choice” when it comes to vaccinations

[•jKf• @yeahthatjess]

WHO RUN THE WORLD… 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
#WEURO2022 #Lionesses

[•jKf• @yeahthatjess]

It gets better the more you watch. 😂

[Lionesses @Lionesses]

On repeat. Forever.

Absolutely amazing, @alessiarusso7 🤯

[•jKf• @yeahthatjess]

I just don’t know how anyone can not love sleeping. It’s my favourite thing. Might list it as a hobby.

[Jennyred 🦊 @jennyred85]

If you want trouble, find your self a red head 🦊

[•jKf• @yeahthatjess]

just listened to my partner witter on for a good 20 minutes about how she’s just invented ‘mittens for your feet’ before reminding her that socks exist

[•jKf• @yeahthatjess]

we don’t waste cheesecake under my roof

[•jKf• @yeahthatjess]

It’s a whole different level of ugly staring at yourself in the hairdresser’s mirror

[•jKf• @yeahthatjess]

@charisoliviaaa It’s part of the playing card set, ♥️♦️♣️♠️ near the end of the symbols section.

[•jKf• @yeahthatjess]

saw a mum driving the school run this morning with a mug in her hand and it was a stark realisation that my life could in fact be worse

[•jKf• @yeahthatjess]

is there anything more dull than someone telling you about their dream? it didn’t even happen why are you punishing my ears with this crap

[obi @obiyeet]

i do not have red flags i have fun facts

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired

[•jKf• @yeahthatjess]

i experience an alarming amount of road rage during school run time for someone who’s never mothered a child