mycelium falcone

a millennial from the rust belt so I have a nasal accent & depression. ameliorate/squashmaple

[mycelium falcone @yeahthereshewas]

agreed. this is travis.

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

I love it when people give their pets regular people names. “This is my cat Albert.” It’s a pleasure to meet you Albert.

[mycelium falcone @yeahthereshewas]

i’m not sad about werenski. i am sad about marchenko. probably the saddest i’ve been about an inevitable trade since francisco lindor.

[𝔰𝔫𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔟𝔞𝔦𝔱 @3nuffpup]

u have never met a real lookmaxer until you meet a autistic girl who learned that people will overlook her being weird and off putting if she’s pretty

[mycelium falcone @yeahthereshewas]

ope still can’t reply to other people because this account despite being fully literate and articulate when made in january 2009 MIGHT be owned by a minor in 2026 and i refuse to give them my identification. i live in ohio.

[mycelium falcone @yeahthereshewas]

i love trying to figure out where a fic of mine got rec’d when i get a random uptick of kudos or comments. arguably the funniest experience right now because it’s the unhinged bottom eddie smut series and not dead moms club

[mycelium falcone @yeahthereshewas]

making a fandom account. not looking forward to spending months training the algo. this account was made in 2009 and has thousands of blocked and muted accounts, hundreds of muted words, so many "not interested in this" clicks. but i need to do fandom stuff separately.

[mycelium falcone @yeahthereshewas]

@ana_sinnabonka i have absolutely no familiarity with PHM. how necessary is it?

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

I literally am not even sure how you access it. I presume there’s an app but like gun to my head I don’t even know what the page / search bar / chat box looks like.

[hayls ✿ @beauboesnbarzy]

So either a r*pist goalie and his POS enabler buddy get the cup or it goes to the team that tried to sign the main perpetrator and has another one of the 5 signed on their affiliate team... don't ever fucking tell me that allegations ruin men's lives again.

[mycelium falcone @yeahthereshewas]

testing that i’m not locked

[mycelium falcone @yeahthereshewas]

@weteddie writing to avoid packing/moving is honestly the best. that was me all of february.

[mycelium falcone @yeahthereshewas]

my aunt’s husband died a couple months ago and today is his funeral (so various family could make it back from wherever they snowbird). it is SO well attended. i am so blown away. the community loved this man, and they’re showing up in droves.

[mycelium falcone @yeahthereshewas]

@buddiefanfics oh hey, that’s me!

[mycelium falcone @yeahthereshewas]

@weteddie hmmmm, i’m listening

[mycelium falcone @yeahthereshewas]

@weteddie it makes me so queasy to even think about. i love kids. i never ever want my own and that’s one part of why. 🤢

[mycelium falcone @yeahthereshewas]

@fiooredimaggioo my thoughts, too. whole season about fake-outs. bait and switch us (and him) with the electrical kid, then watch it be a ten year old conceived during his pre-abby fuckboy days who shows up

[mycelium falcone @yeahthereshewas]

@cinemattie i was born in ‘88 and we called it “pretzel style” where i grew up in NE ohio, which is hardly a progressive area. lot of germans settled in that region, though.

[mycelium falcone @yeahthereshewas]

@byebuddies i’ve got one coming where buck gets turned into a werewolf in new mexico

[mycelium falcone @yeahthereshewas]

@floatyourboat97 same! that’s also why haven’t made the leap. i hate to continue giving google all my data etc but…. no one else has replaced them yet