Eden Berk

Dissident chic. Wife. Mother of DD, A, B, & 4. Historian.
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I love Jesus Christ & “dad” jokes.
Writing a book series no one will read.

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My account is now just Malfoid shaped wifejaks and teen movie edits.

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@AgitpropMaster She just always played the same character in everything.

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@simplegarak @BrigadierKetch That's a Scot.

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@BrigadierKetch Mary is classy, ngl. I didn't like her character very much, but after I watched Michelle in other things I could see it more.

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@AlphaChadRiker I’m not sure I would go that far. He’s more like a Dave Rubin type— early 2000s liberal who is based compared to the rest of Hollywood. I like Zac, he seems like a genuinely good person from everything I’ve seen of him, but he’s more “the left left me” than actual RW.

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What should I be doing? Writing.

What am I doing? Creating character dossiers that serve no real purpose other than I like visuals.

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What I appreciate about Rio is that it could be snowing and below zero outside, and this is still his wardrobe.

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Maybe I should have started with a main protagonist, but some of these were easier to make than others.

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@AlphaChadRiker

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@AlphaChadRiker You recognize this one?

https://t.co/INHAxKo4MK

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Maybe I should have started with a main protagonist, but some of these were easier to make than others.

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@AlphaChadRiker Yes, thank you for noticing. I nearly always have an actor in mind for the physical representation of the characters I write.

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@megha_lilly You should do a write-up on Emily, because she was a better mom than Lorelei was. (Richard and Emily were my favorite part of the show)

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@KILLTOPARTY

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@UnicornFren You know a lot of homosexuals with a vested interest in preserving what our ancestors built for humanity?

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Filming a stoner subplot for Tony Shalhoub's character in Galaxy Quest, then cutting all the drug use parts has to be one of the greatest editing decisions of all time.

It's so much funnier that he's just like that.

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@spaceshark23 Torture has a scale. This is on there, surely.

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@FrancosGhost I assume you're referring to who he's modeled after?

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@Ser_Crotum https://t.co/3VyQNlTU8t

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@Berge9531Brian It's sausage, potato, kale, and bacon... Basically a dupe of the "Zuppa Tuscana" that Olive Garden serves.

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When you’re sick and it’s cold outside, soup is good.