Philip Yeaman

[Philip Yeaman @yeams]

@john_auldtoon Imagine asking for planning permission to put ugly metal barriers in a world heritage site?

[Philip Yeaman @yeams]

@kate2clark @SchipolAirport I picked Beth up last night at @EDI_Airport and the queue for Border Control was from the back of the plane! Absolutely ridiculous 🤬

[Philip Yeaman @yeams]

@EDI_Airport why are passengers having to queue from their plane all the way through border control? No information released about the ridiculous time it’s taking to get off the plane and through passport control??

[Philip Yeaman @yeams]

@kate2clark @walkhighlands Kinshaldy?

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

An unscientific analysis of the (excellent) responses to the words and phrases you’d like to ban:

10. My bad
9. The ‘optics’ of something.
8. ‘So’ at the start of a sentence.
7. Let’s go offline.
6. Basically
5. I’m not gonna lie…
4. I wanted to reach out
3. ‘like’ as a filler
2. No disrespect, but…
1. Going forward

[Philip Yeaman @yeams]

@AndyNic9 @Scotlandteam @BBCSport Andy,love every minute of your summarising and sparring with those less knowledgeable as you (esp Guscott). I look forward to listening to your stuff this evening when I get home…I’ll be pished after a long lunch so your nonsense will fall on deaf ears!See you at Mayfield soon!

[Philip Yeaman @yeams]

@AlastairNicol @AndyNic9 Well done to you both! Great commitment and love listening to your stories. 👍🏼

[Philip Yeaman @yeams]

https://t.co/kIdSumrfN6

[Philip Yeaman @yeams]

@lugs62 Did you ask permission to use my dog in your photo?

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

“I have cleared the very high hurdle of 102 nominations”

[Philip Yeaman @yeams]

@GurinderC @Trevornoah @TheDailyShow @Sathnam Funny - right up to the point she shows his ignorance by referring to the UK as “England”.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Watch the full film

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

A GIF to the nation

[ABerry 🇬🇧 @LabourBerry]

@TheCentreLefty and I thought it was only Hunt that was called that 😜
https://t.co/zcCqu1gAww

[Doogle @DangerMouse104]

@joelycett @joelycett this you? 🤣🤣

[Philip Yeaman @yeams]

“What do you mean by that” She’s right, why ask oriole to vote? Jeez it’s like we live in a democracy, where the electorate get to vote for their leader🤦🏻

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

Incredible moment.

[Ben Lucas @benjameslucas]

Be rude not to share this classic on a day like today ...

The Day Today - Pound Stolen

[Parody Ken Clarke @MrKennethClarke]

Text from Prince Andrew:

‘Dear God! She’s not very good at interviews is she?’

[Parody Ken Clarke @MrKennethClarke]

You haven’t got Brexit done Boris. It’s like me cancelling my gym membership and telling everyone I won the weightlifting at the Olympics.

[Parody Ken Clarke @MrKennethClarke]

Text from Joe Biden:

‘Jeez! She’s like a drunk Margaret Thatcher.’