wannagetouttahere?

[wannagetouttahere? @yeaokletsgo]

so proud of everyone

[tony the human D2.0 @tonythehumanD20]

My girlfriend said she was sick of me pretending to be a detective and that "we should split up" "Good idea", I said, "that way we can cover more ground"

[wannagetouttahere? @yeaokletsgo]

had a really fun time at lcd soundsystem. maybe it’s ok to just be boring.

[wannagetouttahere? @yeaokletsgo]

tonight i watched my little brother put a nicotine pouch in his mouth while and simultaneously eating ice cream cake

[wannagetouttahere? @yeaokletsgo]

flat earther who has a day job polishing the Vegas sphere

[wannagetouttahere? @yeaokletsgo]

I never want to log into to a portal ever again

[Wolf man! @ImSmilingRn]

Feudal lord with ocd having to open and close his drawbridge 6 times before he can sleep

[wannagetouttahere? @yeaokletsgo]

sixth-wave emo album called MILFlessness

[wannagetouttahere? @yeaokletsgo]

the panopticon works on me

[swinky @swinkying]

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

[wannagetouttahere? @yeaokletsgo]

was just struck with an Apollonian vision that in 2031 there will be a lauded biography of Trump called “The AI President”

[wannagetouttahere? @yeaokletsgo]

I have this friend who’s a huge ska fan and big into conspiracy theories, he’s always trying to tell me about the “real” big fish

[ascetic2026 @ascetic1989]

@emmasarchivee one day pretty early on in 7th grade i got to school and the vibe was just totally off and it turned out it was because it was 2001 and 9/11 happened

[ٰ @memesbyfavour]

I genuinely believe I’ve made God laugh at least once

[wannagetouttahere? @yeaokletsgo]

at work they bought an $800 floor robot and within 48 hours it had collected a tiny pest trap laid in the mid 00s in a place neither people nor mice ever got up to

[Tom Vaughan @storyandplot]

@Delicious_Tacos Hot dogs will not replace your job. But someone who knows how to use hot dogs will.

[Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppy_haze]

1 in 5 people in the world is Chinese; so, if you know 4 people and they're not Chinese, it's you

[wannagetouttahere? @yeaokletsgo]

when Google asks me if it’s ok to track my location im just like why are we both lying to ourselves and eachother

[RubyDev | Tiny Rogues Dev @RubyBenji]

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