taylor 🤡

She/Her | Just a silly goose on the loose 🤪

[taylor 🤡 @yecaftaylor]

Looking people in the eye and saying “Yeah I’ve been doing!” While I’m covered in stressed-induced hives is killing me 🤪

[taylor 🤡 @yecaftaylor]

Holy shit I need to quit my job so bad. These nearly weekly meltdowns are ruining my liiiiife

[Robb Rockham @bigtimerobb]

White people will tell you they couldn’t understand a word Kendrick said and then put on some Pearl Jam.

[grace @thatgalgrass]

if I send this to u it means not only am I celebrating ur downfall, I orchestrated it

[taylor 🤡 @yecaftaylor]

The way everyone defaults to calling me “sir” in electronic correspondence 😂

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

"Take pronouns out of your email signature, just use the obvious ones" - someone who has never emailed anyone named Taylor

[taylor 🤡 @yecaftaylor]

Do you think Luigi Mangione has ever listened to Chuck Mangione? “Feels So Good” is a pretty great song.

[taylor 🤡 @yecaftaylor]

My student loan servicer can kiss my ass, they’re not getting my payment that month. I WILL see Kendrick and Sza on tour if it’s the last thing I do.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

“boys will be boys” should refer to stuff like this

[taylor 🤡 @yecaftaylor]

Shoutout to @MadisonHuckaby for taking care of me last night and sending me home with a giant sonic cup of water for the road 🫶🏾🥲

[taylor 🤡 @yecaftaylor]

Absolutely DEVASTATED I couldn’t make it to the Anthony Banda lookalike competition…

[RK Jackson | Atlanta 🛸 @theerkj]

that’s how you know it’s working

[Ev🪐 @happilyevanaft]

Currently

[Cut4 @Cut4]

WHO IS THIS DIVA 💜

[taylor 🤡 @yecaftaylor]

I REALLY need the Dodgers to win tonight mainly because my free trial of YouTube TV is almost up and I cannot afford a full subscription

[taylor 🤡 @yecaftaylor]

I REALLY need the Dodgers to win tonight mainly because my free trial of YouTube TV is almost up and I cannot afford a full subscription

[taylor 🤡 @yecaftaylor]

LOL at everyone responding to my Instagram story with “weren’t you just there?!” My friends, I’ve driven down to San Diego every day for like 2 weeks straight for a burger. I do NOT hesitate when it comes going out of my way to repeat meals I enjoy

[Andrew @Dodgersandrewjf]

My mom: who sold my house?!

Me taking a selfie behind home plate at the World Series

[taylor 🤡 @yecaftaylor]

@Nissacakesss Love you too 🥹💕

[taylor 🤡 @yecaftaylor]

I genuinely have the coolest friends on the face of this planet