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becoming dadpilled, absolutely toddlermaxxing, etc etc

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Will he live? will he die? Will he die in such a way as to be only found when the sofa starts smelling? Find out in the next few days

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A tale as old as time: the cat releasing an injured (but not mortally wounded) mouse in the living room

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just such a jarring commentary style when i've been used to TMS for so long. Going to take the enlightened path (watch the TV on mute, with TMS commentary synced to it)

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Tuning into the pakistan v england sky sports stream is so jarring. In commentary ad reads for a property development in Rawalpindi by some ex-cricketer from the 80s is wild.

"We can see a bit of turn. We're here in Rawalpindi, home of the Kingdom valley development..."

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"did you catch the Mets game"- no thanks

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On paper, baseball should be a sport I love. Stats heavy, batter/bowler set up, loads of games and a whole load of data. But also I have to weigh that up against being a British guy who is into American sports, a truly cursed subgenre of guy

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Winter has come and I immediately feel like a Dickensian orphan: cold, constantly wanting warming food/drink and blankets, unable to correctly write some simple python, things of this nature.

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Do not need his weird style of hip hop to intro Murray had a Little Lamb

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Ok I got jumpscared by Lin-manuel Miranda doing some of the new sesame street soundtrack

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@sans_eyebrows it's the drink of champions

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The 2am glass of pepsi max is a real treat for connoisseurs, perfect for celebrating getting a child back to sleep

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@PhilosophyTube @postoctobrist Nevada is the romford of america, spiritually

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The children yearn for kermit

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Perfect Muppet movie (1979) and iced coffee weather

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Look, I'm not saying I'm a tiny bit proud of kezia throwing a strop saying "I don't want to go in the car, I want to ride my bike to nursery" but yknow

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Ok hyped to have a toddler with chicken pox and a year old recovering from tonsillitis. 600 years ago they'd have designated my house a plague pit (and they'd have been right)

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Having a real dad-coded moment, required to 'check in my woodworking box'. Absolute bliss.

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I'm gonna assume "brat summer" is about being a three year old and stropping a lot, in which case kezia is having a "brat summer"

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@bureaucratbread yeah there is just a wild amount of hand-wringing going on, and it'll only get worse as the rhetoric/agitation from them increases