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[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

[grace @gracefishlove]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[Make Gio Scotti Skinny Again Groyper @DrRemilio]

When you find out you are 0.0001% Jewish https://t.co/jI5M6NWYuR

[avie @cuntadelic]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[fmtikkytokky @fmtikkytokky]

In another life I’m a 79 rated Lazio LM

[Pain Depression & Anxiety @ILLUMINUSNUMBx]

Pain

[pete🕷️ @fgspete]

two idiots had sex in the 90's now i gotta feed myself and work everyday...

[Global UPDATES @GlobalUpdates24]

BREAKING –

Today was a great day for little Punch

Punch found some new friends and got along with them at the zoo. He looked very happy

[wale @olawale2_]

It wasn’t a dream

[Guha @OleBallLover]

If this happens, it’ll be the first time in a couple years I’m gonna feel every win, loss and draw in my soul. ETH and Amorim stripped that feeling from me. Ole will bring it back.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Ole Gunnar Solskjær and Manchester United advance in positive talks over caretaker manager role.

As revealed yesterday, Ole wants the job and he’s a serious candidate with talks well underway.

No issues on contract lenght. Ole is ready to say YES.

Up to #MUFC.

[R4NDY @R4ndyG_V1]

New chant

🎶 🎶Ole is at the wheel, tell me how good does it feel?
We’ve got Amad, Bruno and Shaw.
Wish that Dalot was dead on the floor.
The greatest of English football, we’ll win fuck all🎶🎶

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Club statement: Ruben Amorim.

[Boyle @Boyle_67]

Well after 2 weeks off, no routine, no schedule, no even really sure what day we were on at times, a fair bit of daytime drinking, After Eights for breakfast. It's back to reality the morra.

This alarm clock is gonna go off like fucking Semtex. Lived it, loved it, Regret it.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me trying to act normal after hearing something that hurt my soul

[Paa Manuel @PaamanuelUtd_]

Still lives rent free in my head.