Lewis

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Told my girl I’m missing tonight’s World Cup games to spend time with her so I have credit in the bank to go out on Saturday for England

[Chivo Infante @chivoinmortal]

Maradona si hubieran existido las pausas de hidratación en México 86.

[Lewis @yeitslj_]

My driver would’ve landed on his chin. Sausage

[Lewis @yeitslj_]

Must’ve been a heavy head injury that

[Lewis @yeitslj_]

@melanizzzle Chicken little

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

another reason we don’t fly to North America

[Keats @KeatonFisher19]

Imagine losing your life savings and then you’ve got fucking Wall-E & his mates Gegenpressing you as you try leave

[Arslan @thega1nz]

When your girl get a lil drunk and starts telling everyone about you eating her ass with ranch

[Lewis @yeitslj_]

@melanizzzle Outrageous

[Leo Kearse - see me on tour! Links in bio @LeoKearse]

I would fail the British Citizenship test because I'm British

[ꜰʟᴀᴍᴇ @LAxFLAME]

I’ve never seen an entire government come tg to ban an artist from entering their country lol No one man should have all that power

[Moon Scholar @moonscholar_]

any ngga cummed during blow job? i think its a myth

[Lewis @yeitslj_]

@melanizzzle Let it slide then

[kop @Kop202]

This meningitis outbreak needs to be taken more seriously. Time to stop the football season, null and void it. Too dangerous, better start a new season in August.

[Lewis @yeitslj_]

What the fuck is the point in the “army” or royal air force or royal navy. Seriously. Get rid of it all if ur not gunna use it. Kier starmer has to be the biggest pussyole that’s ever been prime minister. Does not represent British core whatsoever

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer just told Trump no.

“We are not going to be drawn into a wider war. My priority is British interests. I want this war to end.”

Britain. America’s closest ally. The Special Relationship.

Five Eyes intelligence partner. The country that stood with America on every major military engagement for a century.

No.

France: no.

Germany: no.

Norway: no.

Canada: never.

Japan: officially no.

Australia: officially no.

UK: no.

Switzerland: airspace closed.

Spain: reconsidering US air bases.

Italy: refusing support.

Trump threatened NATO with a “very bad future.”

NATO’s founding members are lining up to say no one by one.

The Special Relationship just told Trump his war is not Britain’s war.

America gets less than 1% of its oil through the Strait.
Britain just said that’s not enough reason to send their sons and daughters.

$21 billion spent. 14 Americans dead. Oil at $102. Zero allied warships. Taiwan surrounded. Baghdad evacuated.

The world has decided.

Never stop connecting the dots.

[Lewis @yeitslj_]

Early retirement I think.

[Lewis @yeitslj_]

Sterling or sane at the back post was a cheat code

[Lewis @yeitslj_]

Fuck bitches get money

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

What’s the best life advice you’ve ever received?

[Lewis @yeitslj_]

@melanizzzle @WHENROOLURKS Heavy go fund me that. Usually people just work for their bills. Might start one myself