simon reels

I can only take so much

[simon reels @yellingoldman]

@poopandpee333 Mister homo out here looking at the wind

[snowboiiii @snowboiiii]

yo yo i is be ali g and i be havin a message for all the batty boyz in parliament: iran having nuclear capabilities would be well bombaclaat innit. israel is massive

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Who would you rather have negotiating with Iran--President Obama or Toronto Mayor Ford? My money is on Ford.

[simon reels @yellingoldman]

@catgirlprostate I think the idea is that Jews try to trick god by “technically” not breaking any of his laws and god responds by “technically” not smiting them all

[𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘🕷️𝕰𝖒𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖆🖤𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖔𝖑 @LanaMaoRey]

I fucking hate America B. I hate Barstool, I hate pickup trucks, I hate country music, I hate Chik-fil-a, I hate Disney, I hate Vineyard Vines, I hate Taylor Swift. I want to life a life as far removed from any of these things as possible.

[simon reels @yellingoldman]

@moshik_temkin Sapiens?

[simon reels @yellingoldman]

@CBoTheEggman Maybe he got better

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

"Booyakasha! Check it! Zohrans Mamdanis, is you condemning 'amas?”

[Name can be blank @Hi_Vee]

Hiii

[Don Pera 🇪🇸🍐⚽🏈 @DonPera_Esp]

El Mossad tiene un departamento dedicado exclusivamente a que ninguna mujer me mire así nunca

[simon reels @yellingoldman]

@niyahvincible Dawg he raped them kids

[simon reels @yellingoldman]

@KlausSonder @theo_nash Again with the ai goyslop. Read a book

[simon reels @yellingoldman]

@Rvffy2 @KlausSonder @theo_nash No he’s right I’m just saying you can’t call people a retard when you’re using AI to find out something that anyone who’s read a book knew already

[simon reels @yellingoldman]

@KlausSonder @theo_nash You are using AI. If you read a book you wouldn’t have to ask it this. Fuckwit

[julian s. fudge @EviIKiIIer]

Looked up Pedophiles Anonymous on my roommates laptop cause she told me to refill the brita #FuckYouHitler

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

It's starting. #TheHappening #MenAreCuttingTheirPenisesOff #NoPenis2026 #IndianaManChallenge

[simon reels @yellingoldman]

@wasianasshole @amerikkkanboy @_xsvvvv There is a bus system in Banff

[simon reels @yellingoldman]

@rhodeschord Same with Game of Pricks