yellowcatfat

[Owen Benjamin 🐻 @OwenBenjamin]

“Jesse is a friend, he’s establishing that” hahaha
People are really figuring out how depraved the boomers were.
Rick Springfield also admitted to killing a random Vietnamese guy when you toured there. True story

[yellowcatfat @yellowcatfat]

@Sedgeway44 @deepostsstuff81 I get the pams standard flour and add wheat gluten, It turns it into bread flour. Pams brand has no folic acid added.

[yellowcatfat @yellowcatfat]

@GreeneMan6 My husbands dream version of me is a raging slut whereas my dream version of him occasionally knocks my teeth out. Guess they deserve each other 🤷‍♀️

[Truthstream Media @truthstreamnews]

This kicks

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[ELIJAH SCHÄFFER @ElijahSchaffer]

Uber driver with Tourette’s picks up passenger who also has Tourette’s

You’re welcome

[Foundring 🇺🇸 @foundring1]

Oy Vey, Shut It Down

[yellowcatfat @yellowcatfat]

@saltyreigns First the woke silenced anyone against woke garbage by claiming they were nazis and now the ones who were silenced want to silence the woke for being antisemitic 🤣. All so Israel can put a canal through Gaza. People are fucking idiots. covid woke many up but they learnt nothing

[Sam Parker 🇺🇲 @SamParkerSenate]

We see the memes going around of all the newspaper headlines talking about "6 million jėws" before WW2. This gent went and got the hard copy receipts:

[yellowcatfat @yellowcatfat]

@GjoniTheOni @MelonieMac @BeastofBourdon Human history would show that women almost never had a choice in who their husband was it was their fathers who chose. You could argue once once they were given the choice they made piss poor decisions though

[yellowcatfat @yellowcatfat]

@NMadeinNZ I waited a 3 weeks, nothing to base that on. If I wasn't married it would be no deal.

[yellowcatfat @yellowcatfat]

@DaveHasBeenHere @DavisAndrew88 The reason you don't know who they are but hear every detail about other gangs is because the police are heavily involved with them in Auckland. Most of the drugs go through them with the cops pocketing alot of cash.

[yellowcatfat @yellowcatfat]

@_evelynrae I quit makeup when my 3yold was copying me as I applied it one day, I felt like a liar telling her she was beautiful as she was while hiding my face under a layer of goo. She's 12 now and a lot less obsessed with her appearance than her friends. Was hard at the time but worth it

[yellowcatfat @yellowcatfat]

@saltyreigns He has a few good takes but they are overshadowed by all the slime dripping off him, he's so gross.

[yellowcatfat @yellowcatfat]

@dubmissionsyo @motherofcoolcat The last rental I had they put it up $20pw every year then decided to go up $100pw in one go. Was really hard to give a shit about looking after the place after that. Left Auckland and now pay less in mortgage then our rent. It's impossible to get ahead renting in Auckland.

[yellowcatfat @yellowcatfat]

@jo467374 @rawfishsalad Since the Egyptians.

[yellowcatfat @yellowcatfat]

@TheShad78631449 I bet $$ that's a girl.

[yellowcatfat @yellowcatfat]

@SelwynNogood @DavisAndrew88 Ah, i see the irony was a bit lost on you there...