Dani

- the wild woman is only intimidating to those who are not yet free

[Dani @yellzzerrrr]

Need to get checked for dyslexia.. Pulled wine out of the freezer & couldn't believe it "melted" 😏 (i meant froze)

[Dani @yellzzerrrr]

her flat ass is flat

[Dani @yellzzerrrr]

one beer & i start becoming interactive on social medias 😅 #lightweight

[Dani @yellzzerrrr]

Stay wild, live crazy 😂

[Dani @yellzzerrrr]

“Did you fart in my face this morning?”

[Dani @yellzzerrrr]

“I’m gonna beat you with my pancakes”

[Dani @yellzzerrrr]

so i’m actually the worst cook .. when i look up new recipes i don’t even follow them, i just read the title & glance at the ingredients & just wing it 🤷🏻‍♀️😅

[Dani @yellzzerrrr]

well today I confused erectile dysfunction with penis malfunction 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Dani @yellzzerrrr]

*diluting a rum & coke with more coke* She’s gonna get diabetes before she gets drunk

[Dani @yellzzerrrr]

@Dani-Dejordy … @bon3rz

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[Dani @yellzzerrrr]

So interesting being at the age where I refer to anyone under like, 25 a child 😂

[Dani @yellzzerrrr]

My mom tells me today “you are your fathers son”.. she birthed me & she’s even confused 😂

[Dani @yellzzerrrr]

if you fuck my plants up, i’ll fuck you up - things you say when you have a cat 😅

[Dani @yellzzerrrr]

Bons eating her banana 🙄

[Dani @yellzzerrrr]

Bon better not eat my banana

[Dani @yellzzerrrr]

By right here I meant left here

[Inner Practitioner @MindTendencies2]

Being unbothered and calmly responding to someone trying to trigger you is the best feeling ever.