Hayley Guyer Stewart

I believe in science and strong women.

[Hayley Guyer Stewart @yelyahguyer]

@theformat please please please play if work permits in nyc on night one. my bucket list song to see live. I will SOB. Please. I love you 😭💗💗💗

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

No, honey, that was Trump you're thinking of.

[Hayley Guyer Stewart @yelyahguyer]

@WhiteHouse wtf is this?

[alyssa @alyssaacorrine]

“It’s an honor to pway in fwont of the pwesident”

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

whew, that was close

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

“It shall be called the Super Bowl and will be a huge national event played deep into the night on Sunday when everyone must go into work on Monday.”

“Why not play it on Saturday?”

“Nobody knows.”

[grace @grace_eliz1]

hey brittany

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

True story

[Hayley Guyer Stewart @yelyahguyer]

Starting off strong w the shitty refs #SuperBowlLIX

[Yurok Around The Clock @HellcatBruce]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK BIDEN WAS DOING?!

[Ryan Solsten @ryansolsten]

Americans are struggling to afford rent and this administration is focused on email signatures.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Fudge. She may not be the sharpest pup in the world, but more importantly, she is not a quitter. 13/10

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

Despicable. As families grieve, Trump should be leading, not lying. We put safety first, drove down close calls, grew Air Traffic Control, and had zero commercial airline crash fatalities out of millions of flights on our watch.
President Trump now oversees the military and the FAA. One of his first acts was to fire and suspend some of the key personnel who helped keep our skies safe. Time for the President to show actual leadership and explain what he will do to prevent this from happening again.

[⭐️ @hescutelatino]

i survived vine and flappy bird but this … this one is gonna hit different idk

[Duolingo @duolingo]

at least we actually give you until midnight

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

I hate the cheating azz chiefs

[Vic Lombardi @VicLombardi]

Yeah, I’m done.
Mahomes can’t get separate rules.

[Kendra Middleton @KendraMiddleton]

Correct.