Mamacita 🌸

Professional Overthinker 🌚👩🏽‍💻

[Mamacita 🌸 @yemisoye_]

At the end of it all, I just want genuine happiness.

[‎➳ ⋆.𖥔 𝘚𝘦𝘳 𝘌𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 @gildfae]

WE RAISE THE BLACK FLAG ON SUNDAY RAAAAAHHHHH

[Mamacita 🌸 @yemisoye_]

Family restrooms should be standard in airports.

[Ayobami @dondekojo]

Funny how you don’t notice somethings and then it becomes a topic you start seeing it . This morning at the airport, one woman was leading her son into the male toilet and the men outside kept shouting “madam, madam” until someone offered to take him in. She said “he’s a boy na”

[Mamacita 🌸 @yemisoye_]

Men are crashing out in the CS 🤣

[𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 @AsakyGRN]

A Nigerian man living in the UK has gone viral after sharing a hilarious exchange with his wife (main applicant), who jokingly questioned why her dependent husband hadn’t prepared breakfast for her. 😂

[Mamacita 🌸 @yemisoye_]

💀🤣

[UPDATEBOYZ  @Updateboyx]

When cartels are looking for you inside Mexico.

[Mamacita 🌸 @yemisoye_]

In between the yellow lines 💀

[DAIO @Theifedayo]

Where is the pedestrian walk ?

[A Niche Halfrican @_LSanz92]

Y’all tussling in my replies and I don’t give AF. When South Africa can produce men who look like Anthony Joshua, Idris Elba, or Skepta then we can talk. Until then SYBAU!

[Olúwatósìn Olaseinde @tosinolaseinde]

Family values

[Mamacita 🌸 @yemisoye_]

Going to my local Aldi to look for this

[TheLowkeyMummy 🤎 | Uncomfortable Truths @TheLowkeyMummy]

Aldi now sells Scotch bonnet pepper(rodo) in the UK 💃💃.

[Mamacita 🌸 @yemisoye_]

🤣😭Lazy thieves

[Julius J. Adebayo @HeIsJayjam]

"We have given others till June 30th to leave SA BUT we held a meeting yesterday and agreed that NIGERIANS must leave on June 24th. Any Nigerian business that opens from 24th, we will take over the shops"

[Mamacita 🌸 @yemisoye_]

@__Damojo Even the writers don’t know where the plot is headed

[Mamacita 🌸 @yemisoye_]

Stopped watching cos it makes no sense

[CallUnc @Callunc]

4 seasons in and we still don't know anything

[‎➳ ⋆.𖥔 𝘚𝘦𝘳 𝘌𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 @gildfae]

So excited for Sunday!

[ᴅʀᴏxx @DROXX_OFFICIALL]

House of the Dragons is all I'm looking forward to rn

[YOUFOUNDFUNKY💘 @PreciousJudge5]

The Polygamist just made me appreciate Nigerian men more. Omo our men are actually very fine. Wicked but fine because what are these faces?🫩

[𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙤 @simplytee23]

📍

[Ose sugar 🩵 @annose_]

See how she is fidgeting as an adult can’t have a conversation revolving around sex, she’s just shaking.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Scotlands sweetheart 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @humphriezz]

I never want to hear Americans say they can out drink us ever again

[Mamacita 🌸 @yemisoye_]

Copium 🤭

[Lerato @_BellaM_]

That just shows your entertainment industry is built around looks. Even ordinary South Africans clears in African when it comes to looks and you know it’s a fact. The reason South African films and TV shows continue to succeed across Africa is because we prioritize talent and ability over appearance.

[Mamacita 🌸 @yemisoye_]

Self sub? 🌚🤭

[Davido @davido]

Yo JONASI is WILD

[Mamacita 🌸 @yemisoye_]

😭🤣

[Hitachi Coochieha @spermdonerkebab]

so apparently my 6 year old muslim nephew who’s in catholic school for some reason (don’t ask idk why) in the middle of an assembly raised his hand and said “excuse me there is only one god and his name is allah” and then they expelled him AND all of his siblings 😭😭😭